Nar Meera don' speek proppa coz she ain' from ran' vese par's
'Er speeks a sor'a nasty Sepdic twang
'Er ri'es sum posh ole po-i-ree an 'as er luvly arse
Bu dunno wo' a persun means by dang
'Er sez a sonni' is der bes' vat nuffin gray'er rimes
Bu' blimey 'er finks poim rimes wiv 'ome
Der bloody womin's ran' der twist, karn ear na Bow Bell chimes
Wa' doz yer fink is app'nin in 'er dome
Na Meera wen yer ree's deeze verds, yer'll no der way der speek
Ser Study 'ard an' lurn 'em good, arm tesding yer nex' week!
Author notes
OK so it is maybe a LITTLE over the top
A contest entry
- ENNYFING COLLOQUIAL by jimmy20johns.
1800 points, ended October 31, 2008, 13 entries
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Woon' givya sprarsi fer 'a' waysco'. Nah'er mean?
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I loved this poem. I did have to read it through a few times. I am adding you to my favorites.
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It's perfect up there.
Why must we stay under the top, anyway?
What are we, circus acts?
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Vere's jast GO' er be a be'ah wye v wry'in a glo'al stop!
Nice li'uw earnah!
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Lunnun nee's a ole nu afabe'
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LOL I needed a slang dictionary!!! Very very witty. Love, C
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LOL, this is fantastic! Well! I must say; how can you English say that we Americans talk funny? Blimy, it's bloody good!
Love,
Amera♥
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I expect you to translate it
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i don't have any idea what this says :( Translate for me :)
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Don't encourage him!
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Just a LITTLE!!!!!!!!!
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