"Oh Crap!"--
Such a miserable life for me
with this horrible family!
It's the crack of dawn,
they'll be turning me on
then, they'll use me so recklessly!
The first one up will be Dad,
rubbing his belly of flab.
With his glasses adorned,
he'll be surfing for Porn
and do things that I won't add!
Mom, will be using me next
and she is starving for sex!
Secret chats with a lover
that she will discover
is really becoming perplexed!
Now, it's their perverted kid!
Oh, the things that he did!
Such a naked disgrace,
was seen on 'My Space';
Not a single body part hid!
Alas, I feel so dejected,
disgusted and so disrespected!
They really don't care;
With so much wear and tear--
I've become grossly 'Infected'!
Author notes
Personify!
by BellaD
In a list
A contest entry
- Personify! by BellaD.
800 points, ended July 15, 2008, 12 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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What a fun poem. Oh, if computers really could talk! Flows smoothly. I enjoyed this. Thank you for entering my contest.
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Very nice rhyme scheme! Certainly, the sympathy evoked is all for the distraught computer. Great concluding line, a natural result of his family's interactions.
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"omg" Did you really show everything on myspace. PLease send the link, babe. You're hot! NO , I'm not flirting, just need a great laugh! THough your poem was hilarious. (Geez, i use that word a lot!) MUst look through synonyms to find others. Boring is not who or what I am! hehe
Rave review!
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Where do you find these pictures?????
This is another wonderfully created response to the contest prompt. I loved the imagery. Good luck....
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