The eyebrows, quite frankly, say it all,
as he strides, in bike gear, through the mall
firing a weapon of humungous proportion
at anyone acting with utmost incaution.
His rubbery lips are puckered in shock
as he opens fire on a cowering flock
of day trippers in from the country upstate,
but his mumbled, “…Aw, sorry!” comes much too late.
His head bobs about as more people explode,
and he looks on in horror as he does a re-load,
then with eyes tightly closed he lifts up his gun
and cuts down a terrified mother and son.
His biker’s boots generate sparks on the floor
as he chases the sales girls out of the door
and over his shoulder, as hell breaks loose,
he attempts to mutter a frantic excuse.
The newspapers broadcast the story next morning:
"TERMIBEAN GOES ON A RAMPAGE! DIRE WARNING!"
The town and its people were left reeling in shock
the day Mr Bean ~ MR BEAN!! ~ did his block.
Author notes
This is actually an updated pre-write with a new picture.
Picture by Louise Gillian Evans 2007
A contest entry
- Monster Madness by Dark Otter.
1000 points, ended July 23, 2008, 8 entries
Silver trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
Comments
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Humorous and daring!
Please make sure to mark it as 'adult.'
This is dark and twisted. It would've even been a better short story.
I just wished you had made it a recognizable character. -
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Dear Contestholder,
Everyone outside of America (i.e. the Rest of the Globe) knows the famous Mr Bean. For your information, he is presented in many foreign tongues (although he is still studying American-style humour!). He is as famous as Marcel M. and Charles Chaplin, and as talented too.
The poem is impeccable in its Grammar and spelling. Wonderful rhyme and meter.It is certainly not dark and twisted but hilariously funny in the way it satirises Mr Bean. F.Y.I.
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lololol...Lou you kill me and I needed the laugh
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