There was a young man from Australia
Who painted his rear like a dahlia
The colours were true
Reds, white and blue
But the perfume, dear me, what a failure.
A contest entry
- Options, I Have A Few by piccola.
450 points, ended July 11, 2008, 7 entries
Silver trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Limericks! by marmac.
400 points, ended November 9, 2008, 34 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Just a bit of humour
Comments
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Talk about your stinky situation. I had a good laugh over this one Bob. Good luck in the contest and happy trails.
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Had to have a go at this form. So many limericks are not fit for publication. Thanks David.
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What a Classic!
LMAO! Very good...and very funny...alby
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There are so many 'limericks' that are an absolute scream, but, due to consideration for the delicate nature of many readers, unpublishable. Thank you for enjoying this one.
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Wonderful!
Put a big smile on my face! Congratulations on the trophy.
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A smile is worth a handfull of prescriptions. I'm glad you enjoyed this little bit of nonsense.
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Slapping my knee funny
You did a splendiferpous job on this one hahaha -
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Just for a laugh. I try hard to write good readable poetry but sometimes I just want a chuckle. I appreciate your comments.
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fantastic
a short and sweet limerick and a very funny one , got a real chuckle out of it
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That's great, you were supposed to get a chuckle or two. Thanks for
letting me know.
Cheers
Bob
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Oh, this was a limerick! I laughed so loud. I have to go and tell spider to have a look at this one. He will laugh his head off.
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This was meant to be funny. Just a hoot. Thanks for taking time to read, Glad you enjoyed it.
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LOL ROTFL. Very funny.
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There a lot of limericks around; Memory says I must not post them.
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Bravo!!
LMAO!!
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Sometimes fun is better than serious effort. Thank you, I am pleased.
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Made me smile for the day. GOod words penned down.
GOd Bless
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That is just great, I made someone smile. Thanks for reading. It was written just for fun.
Cheers
Bob
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Oh this is a diamond in the rough
Bravo on this write it really is funny indeed .Keep up the work and have fun
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I have been too serious lately so wrote this one just for fun.Thanks for your comments,Patty.
Cheers and best wishes.
Bob
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LOL ... guess the flowers were over-fertilized.
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Just a fun thing to break the norm. Thanks for reading and enjoying. Flowers may have been over fertilised just a wee bit.
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Lol well done!
Such a fun poem and it's good to see another Aussie here at AP.
I really enjoyed it.
Goodluck to you in the contest.
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Thank you. Its just a fun one for nothing but a laugh.
Cheers from Bob
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