Jack and Jill went up the hill
to meet the little Persian.
Jack got mad 'cause Persian wore plaid,
and Jill kicked him in.
Poor little Jill, she forgot the bills,
and now both are dead.
Jack, still alive, will cease to thrive
because Jill drank all the gin!
A contest entry
- Monster Madness by Dark Otter.
1000 points, ended July 23, 2008, 8 entries
Bronze trophy winner
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Comments
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Dark and demented!
The first person to go to Fairy Tale Rhyme and do a parody of Mother Goose. I enjoyed taking these two and turning them into such losers. Thank you for the chuckle you gave me. Remember; drinking, driving and fairy tales don't work. Bye, for now.
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