Love!

Oh honeydarlingbaby,
Why do I love you?
You’re smart
You’re pretty
You’re nice
You’re funny…
The generic qualities go on forever!

Let’s just forget
That I’ve only been around you
A few times.
Let’s pretend away
That I don’t really know
Much about you.
Let’s ignore the fact
That when I think about you
I usually masturbate

I love everything about you!
Your personality,
Which I’ve only seen
One side of.
Your sense of humor,
Which I don’t share.
Your body,
Which is hot!
Your uniqueness,
Which I can only describe
In universal and unspecific words.

I mean, come on!
You’re attractive
And you talk to me.
And I think about you a lot,
And stuff.
It’s not like
If you were ugly
I wouldn’t be interested at all.
And it’s not like
I’d be interested in any pretty girl
That was at all nice to me.

Really, don’t you believe me?
I love you. Seriously.
Like, really seriously.