The Adventurer
They call me an adventurer just like bear grylls.
I’m going to Yellowstone Park for a couple cheap thrills.
We start driving and my friends decide to blindfold me so I don’t know where I am
It’s a very boring ride, I almost fall asleep but we stop then they push me out the van
I roll and tumbled onto the ground, hitting a tree, I hit my head and my mind dozed off
I wake up a few hours later and take my blindfold off.
As I start getting my senses back I manage to get on my feet
Sweat beating down my neck, I didn’t think that a forest in the fall) could create so much heat.
I look up at the sun (not a good idea) and it felt like it was focused on me
I look at my surrounds and all I see is tree after tree after tree
Having no sense of direction, I can’t tell east from west
I check my pockets and find myself a compass, not one of the best
It looks like it cost $10, made of cheap metal and glass
Thankfully it works just fine, I guess it’ll have to pass
Before I resume this adventure I check the rest of my pockets
NOTHING!! WHAT A BUNCH OF IDIOTS…ok I really need to stop it
I start walking north through the trees till I hit a rock face
Looking at it I spot a little cave and say, “YES, it’s my saving grace
Now I can work on building a fire.”
I take off the glass from the compass and use it as a lighter
I put it over the tinder and focus the sun’s rays
After about ten minutes it lights up like a stage
And not a moment too soon cause the sun is going down
I rest my hands behind my head as my mind slows down
As I yawn and I wake up, I feel the sensation of coldness
Im’ ready to start a new day, maybe even a lil bit of boldness
Soon the sun warms up everything it touches
And I’m feeling good cause I’m getting some munches
From the rabbit I just caught.
I finish the rabbit and look for my compass, I thought
It was in my pocket but I guess it fell out and something must’ve taken it.
Oh well I think I know where I’m makin it,
Up north. I just have to head around the wall and continue this course.
As I get around the wall something hits me like a force.
I look up, left and right but I see nothing.
I then look down and see a big piece of something.
I spot my compass glimmering in the poop.
Thinking about using my hand as a scoop
I decide, “man this is stupid I don’t even need it,
Especially if its covered in a whole bunch of shit.
Besides I already know where I’m going.”
I take one last look at it to make sure I’m going
In the right direction and now I’m off.
After about an hour I think I’m getting lost.
I look at where the sun’s is movin but I still can’t tell east from west
I then look for moss on tree trunks but I can’t find any, I’m starting to stress!
I know moss grows on the north side but on the trees I see it grows on all the sides.
Walking away from the compass was a bad idea so I decide
To go back and get it out its mess.
But when I got back to it there was poop less
A compass. I looked up to the trees and saw a crow
With it in his mouth. I get real low
And try to creep up on him but it doesn’t work. He sees me and flys away.
I chase after him hopin to catch him today
well thats as far as i got
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