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~ Old Male Pirates and Their Girls of the Sea ~



Old male Pirates are bold and haughty,
And love their women wild and naughty.

Those old salts sure act like a louse,
All they wanna do is tear a blouse.

Watch them spank naked gals with their hands,
And sketch bosoms in the wet beach sands.

Yes indeed they're a jolly old lot,
Love their women when they're wild and hot.

darned old guys have not one damn morale,
And will make love stranded on coral.

Some of them  the gals see long and lank,
Others they just wish would walk the plank.

But they all love special nights of grog,
Called; "Let's make love to every old frog."

It is certain none of them are wed,
Cause they're too drunk to be good in bed.

They love their Pirate girls of the sea,
Cause they bring them their Tazo and Chi.


Author notes

a response to Amera's write of "Prissy Pirates"

http://allpoetry.com/poem/4404863

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  • Amera gold member
    July 8

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    LOL, I never expected a response to my pirate poem. So the guys have the upper hand huh?

    Love,
    Amera♥


    • JohnnyD gold member
      July 9
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      guys 'always' think they have the upper hand, that is until the girls make them walk the plank?
  • K
    Blessings
    ~A~


  • Dusty Rose
    July 8

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    I LOVE IT!!!! lol Very nice. I needed a good laugh and this is perfect for that! absolutely perfect.

    Dusty

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