Internet Blues

We got a new toy they call the net  Anything you want you can get it
Millions of people online  My new buddies can find me here anytime

  They told me that I was gonna love it
  And I knew they were right  When I disovered that

Eight hours a day ain't enough  I can't believe I'm so hooked on this stuff
The famly disowned me  But my friends all with me virtually

  They told me that I was gonna love it
  But I knew they were wrong  When I discovered that

The government came after me  'Cause I was late on the taxes habitually
They told me to pay up the fine  But I can't cut a check because I'm always online

  They told me son you're in some trouble
  But it much much more than doubled when

I dressed up in drag on a dare  Took some digital pictures of my naughty dereire
Somehow they wound up on the net  Now my friends treat me like we've never even met

  They told me that I would recover
  But my dereire  Is on the cover of a

National magazine  I'm even there on the pages stuck together in between
And everyone knows my name  And i wonder if I will ever be the same

  They told me maybe you should sell out
  But I just can't seem to get the hell out of

The trouble that I am in  'Cause they tell me I'm wrong and they sayin' its a sin
So I'm living here out on the net  Where my virtual fam'ly hasn't let me down yet

  They told me baby stop your crying
  While they sold me lies I kept on buying
  But there's no no no denying
  That I'm living loving and I'm dying on the net

Now I'm livin' the life of my dreams But should have followed my heart when I was in my teens
'Cause everyday life is a mess Is that a woman or man, baby I'm afraid to guess


  They told me baby stop your crying
  While they sold me lies I kept on buying
  And there's no no no denying
  That I'm living loving and I'm dying on the net