In some woods far away,
On a bright, sunny day,
The Killer Barbies attacked
a little town.
Storming through the streets,
Up and down.
Burning houses,
Pulling hair,
Smashing trees,
Oh, what a scare!
They came in packs
of twos, fours, and eights.
Why, they were so evil,
They even tore down the gates!
They were cute on the outside,
Ugly within.
They had killed tons of people;
Oh, what a horrible sin!
And that's why people still shiver with fright,
As they remember the day of that terrible fight.
And if today you dare to buy a Barbie-Doll,
Just think of that day,
But it's your call.
And if your Barbie should ever come alive,
You'd better go run and hide;
Maybe under the bed,
Yep, that's what I said,
Or just like the villagers,
You could end up dead...
Author notes
Oh, my! is right. I know this is a terrible poem, but that's why I entered it into this contest. I wrote this poem when I was... 8.. 9... years old? Actually, I have this one poem that I wrote, and it is even, if possible, worse than this one. But I thought the idea of this poem was even more stupid, so I decided to go with this one.
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Haha... I used to play with Barbie-dolls when I was little, and the thought of them forming a full-scale invasion is beyond hilarious! Same could be said for humanity though... Pretty outside and ugly within. Well done, and good luck in the contest!
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i love barbies, anything 7' tall with a 24 inch waste has to do alotta pilates. one time my brother took all the heads off my dolls an left the headless bodies on my bed so the next week i took a buncha barbie heads an replaced em on his gi joe an action figure bodies just b4 his freidns came over for a sleep over 
OMG he was mad!!
OK onto your poem
the idea of barbies forming an army an attacking a village is histerical!!!! that cost you poo for makin me laugh alot. you get a couple poos for rhythm an meter but ive seen alot worse 
They were cute on the outside,
Ugly within.
They had killed tons of people;
Oh, what a horrible sin!
dont judge a book by its cover, thats a clever twisted metaphor, poo deduction
if your gonna be brillient do it in somebodys "not worse poem ever" contest
this would sound sooo kewl if slipknot sang it really fast
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It seems that this should be read aloud very quickly stopping only long enough to snatch breath to keep from dying. Woooooooo. You may have a winner here.
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That is so cool,Ariel! Love the idea!
-Janya97
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I like this. I will make sure to not let my granddaughter see it though LOL. It was dark but funny too. thanks for entering
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yeah, maybe that's a good idea, especially when she reaches the age where she might begin to like Barbies XD lol i don't know, though, at the age where i was supposed like Barbies, I was writing this poem about them! XD
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awesome!!
your poem was great! I say with this poem it's a perfect scare for hallows eve {halloween} lol! what else can I say? keep writing!
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lol this reminds me of a friend who hated barbie dolls when she was a kid and her grandmother kept giving them to her so she said they were evil and decapitated them and threw them into a tree hahaha hope you win something for this, good luck in the contest!
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lmao
this is hilarious! omg where did u come up with somethign like this wow! u have a disturbed imagination but thats wat makes this poem so funny! omg this is the funniest thing Ive read all day!
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lolz glad to know you like it! i know i have a disturbed imagination. but i wrote this when i was, like, 8 or 9, so imagine wat i was like back then! i dunno where i came up with this, but as far as i can remember, i never really liked barbies, so one day, i was riding in the car, and i was bored, and i just came up with this, or something. lolz
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