The knave of tarts
jacked the queen of hearts
out of her custard pie.
(Sigh!!!!)
"This is how it all starts!"
She said with an indignant cry,
chasing him with a rolling pin
She caught him in his private parts,
with a neat little trick,
and sent him into a hellish spin.
"I'm not bitter"
"I'm not sad,
but that will teach that dick
not to be a cad."
A contest entry
- Bitter Batter, Pitter Patter. come have a look-see! by sailor ptolema.
875 points, ended July 9, 2008, 15 entries
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Comments
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OH! haha, this was quite funny, and quite a different take from your first entry. Interesting choice of background, but it suits your words, as the persons involved seem quite childish. A most definitely juvenile retaliation and bitterness the person acts out with.!
thank you for your comical take!
and g'luck!
S. P.~
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