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Say Pardon, Say Patriot

Mummy,
I'll bring you flowers
I'll put food on the table
whether it's merely bones
we can still chew a few
because they'll taste far better than flower petals
and mummy, we know that only mental people
eat flowers... so mummy what about the creatures
who eat the flowers
are they mental? and what about,
wait, if we eat the creatures
then wouldn't that make us mental too?

Should I have manners and stop eating myself towards mentality?
Shall I bucket up the bones like a KFC bucket and chuck them out to all the mental people in homes that don't care about this?

I want to be a soldier who guards this problem. Like a gardener to my trenches of crops. I don't want to lose the plot.
Pardon me, for your sane daughter is now vegetarian for eternity

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  • I really like this. especially the end...I'm a vegetarian and I thought that summed it up nicely.
    • halo veggie

      sorry i haven't been able to reply quicker.. time has just flew over my head like a pigeon and left some crap on my shoulder which wasn't good luck at all.. what do you think about that myth.. that bird shit is good luck? hah

      I'm glad you're veg'.. the world needs more of us.
      i spent my saturday 4am mrning hungover with twatswho were discussing how sexy eating meat is.. i wanted to smack them// we will have to sabotage!

      hope you're well most of all though.
      happy thursday! may the weather be joyous whatever you're upto