He rides through the night like a banshee possessed
complete with his helmet and thick leather vest,
with hooves full down hard curving deep round the bend
no time for hello's just a grunt 'goodbye friend'.
With fuel to burn you will find him hard pressed
forget about safety and passing the test,
he's been there and done it forget about that
squashed many a hedgehog squidged many a cat.
Lock all of the windows and bolt every door
this isn't some lightweight,we're talking wild boar!
Yes sir this is something to rattle your chain
a pig on a bike that has gone quite insane!
Best stay safe indoors until he's had his fun
when peacefulness comes you will know that he's done,
he's still got his 'L' plates he won't let you take 'em
you can't muscle in on this mean piece of bacon!
Author notes
Okay-before you say it-the last two lines I've cheated so not perfect but then who is? Just having some fun and felt like I wanted to make my best friend smile-hope she does!!!-xxx Moonie
A contest entry
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500 points, ended July 28, 2008, 16 entries
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Comments
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I just loved this and the picture is priceless. Thank you so much for sharing with me.
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Well this is certainly a unique poem hahaha, cute.
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This is really funny and leaves an impression; thanks for entering into my contest lol
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thanks for the entry
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hope she smiles too, what a cute write, especialy the pic
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awwwwwwwww that looks awesime
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This sure made a smile on my face never mind about the last two lines. It's the humor that really took the place. Thank you for sharing this poem with me and God bless my friend...
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OKAY! OKAY! OKAY!...I'm smiling already!!!!!!!!!
I'll forgive you for a couple of lines, but I love it...
Love you
Your friend... Suz
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