When I grow up... I want to
work for a corrupt and evil
energy trading company.
I would love to barter in
all kinds of close, and far away
energy sources, packaging, and
distribution. Of course I would
never see it, or know a single
intelligent aspect of the actual
process involved with it...
But... what the fuck, Nepotism saves
the day, and isn't that what
Jewish lawyers are for?
When you grow up you will
work for me, but I wont know
a single real thing about you.
Except, of course, your number, and basically...
that's why god invented paper shredders,
and broom pushing Mexicans, after all.
Right now I have your 401 K plan, and
a millions of other's plans ins. etc. making me
monies you couldn't possibly imagine... That
you will never see, shit, I can't
even count that high, because, well
that's what Republican conservative
christian accountants are for, well
that, and the NRA and KKK.
Right now, I'm also
getting ready to do some serious
environmental looting in Alaska.
We're cloning Eskimos by the thousands
that can sniff out oil. They naturally
have no memory skills, tongues, or
thumbs. My name is Jesus Welch.
sole heir to the bride of peanut
butter fortune. I own a gun,
many, many guns. Now, I don't
actually use my guns because
that's what my nidger soldiers and
other minority groups are for. When
they die I'm nice about it and
proper. I make them citizens then
bury them with an eloborately exploitable
ritual, and loud noises with lots of color.
By the way, I invented SARS five years ago
in a Laboratory in Kansas. Can you blame
me? If I didn't those chooks would take
over the markets and world economy,
and I just can't let that happen.
God bless America, and buckle
your seat belts. Only you can
prevent forest fires.
(Side, note... Pray for the cats in China)
And kill a Pop star instead.
Author notes
Written January 5th, 2004
In a list
A contest entry
- F*ck the government by DragonDemon.
300 points, ended October 4, 2004, 13 entries
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sad but true
nice. when i grow up i want to eat men's souls. thanks for commenting on my datura poem. i don't know about you, but that b*tch almost killed me. i'm glad it happened, though. it changed me. i noticed you have some Thelema type writing on your page. are you into O.T.O. or Crowley? anyhow, thanks for the comment.
Edited on Sep 22 because ''. -
Beautifully bitchy a trident up the ass and a bitter pill rammed home with the usual H8 class/wit.
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That was fucking awesome amazing. Quite funny too, thanks for entering.
~Deamon -
I vote we off Jessica Simpson!
Yet again, you've astounded me. This is fantastic. What a bitterly sarcastic way to look on American society and sigh a hefty sigh and say "you suck, but hey... why not join the masses". Tastefully delightful. -
I love this! The sarcasm and everything goes together so well! I will pray for the cats in China. Hehe. Thanks for entering such an amusing poem!
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This was so cute and funny. I really liked it keep up the great write... from imagine27
And thanks for trying to help!!!
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Not bad I guess, not so much on the poetry side, but I suppose your right in some ways.
Ladie -
Powerful poem - laced with sarcasm and irony, but not what I am looking for in this contest.
Best wishes,
Moses -
To tell you the truth, I clicked the title because it had "Jared Leto" in it. I couldn't really laugh at this poem - it was too political and real to laugh. I thought you stated some very good controversies, and some of American government's hypocracies. If you haven't read jc mcgee's "Manifest Destiny Notwithstanding" I think you should. Anyway, I love powerful poems - poems that say something important with a lot of blatancy.
-Josie
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fake tatoo of what did you say anyhow cute write very politcal ey
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good raight all thiow i like this 1 i do not like most porty of this tape good raight keep it up tell thean by and take car
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