Playboy Mansion

I'm sick of being here at home...
Growing tired of being so freaking alone.

I've finished so many things that I had in my list...
There's one more thing I want to do before I stop to exist.

I really don't want to watch it anymore on my TV...
I want to hold my personal front door key.

I believe I should take a little trip...
Where the boys and girls all strip.

On the very place where fantasy becomes real...
To me only one place comes as the perfect deal.

I want to go to the Playboy Mansion...
Give my fantasies in love an enhanced expansion.

While I'm there checking out everything on my own...
I'll talk to countless celebrities on the phone.

Play poker with the best of the best...
Where the winner is the one with the highest bet.

Relax in the Grotto pool surrounded by blonds...
When I want something "Yes" is their only responds.

I would even witness the best in wet T-Shirt contests...
As I would judge on the one with the biggest breasts!

Waste time in the clubhouse massive arcade center...
Get sex tips from Hef as my personal sexual educator.

I want to live in the Playboy Mansion...
Fulfill all the sex fantasies I could ever imagine.

While taking down the most expensive drinks...
With the hottest sex symbols giving me kisses and licks.

Meeting countless people with great life styles...
I'll be highly famous from billions of miles.

My nights would last all night long...
It would be the perfect life with nothing wrong.

Just can't wait to finally be welcomed aboard...
Getting and giving love would be my reward.

I just want to live life in the Playboy mansion...
Become a super sexy porn figure to the entire nation!