The Trusty Tape Recorder

Oh how I love my tape recorder,
my best friend in my place of work.
For I have a boss that thinks he is God,
only he is just a jerk.

Several weeks passed by and he hounded me every day,
then I got this brilliant idea and a smile came my face.
He came in and began to raise hell and said many things,
and I with my tape recorder smiled and let him sing.

Two weeks passed and I knew by then I had what it took,
to set his filthy mouth up  and at times I shook.
So he came flying in and was his lovely self,
and I reached over and took my tape recorder off the shelf.

I replied I want you to meet my advocate he has been here for a week,

listening to your filthy mouth right along with me .

Now my advocate is solid proof a way to get you fired ,

so either you show us respect or look to be retired.

Whats that he replied and I calmly replied its my proof,
that you are the biggest asshole as a boss that ever stood.
He reached for it and I quickly retreated and told now its my turn,
either you settle down and have respect and show some concern.

Your fired he so replied and I said we will see about that,
for your day in court wont be pretty for proof I have .
He steps back and was silent and I softly replied ,
you think being hate-full and rude to us is right.

I was raised to receive respect from all about me each day ,
and this old gal will insist on it and I will earn my pay.
So I have always shown you respect and it was mighty hard,
for the way you treated us here but from now own you don't hold the cards.

He stood there all red faced and I turned back to my work,
the office was dead silent and a pen dropping you could have heard.
After a bit he walked out and the day went pretty good,
and low and behold when he came back in he acted as he should .