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Before My Mother's Thighs (A free purse) by Spanish Devil

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Mother never knew true penetration
She survived on tube tied fruition,
and scarfing upon her darling's dumplings
her thighs stitched in net cotton underwearings.
Never tasting my silky trousered snake,
Or the way I shake 'n' baked
It up and down with no rest.
Now she knows her boy's the best.

On bruised knees
she prays for more
eager for my plumbing
to keep her sore.

Mammaries bare, I sipped
on yester's scraps -
- six filthy young faces, and me in soiled chaps
before my mother's thighs, I realized.
The dangers of inbreeding pedigrees is...
Your babies will look like
Chunk from the "Goonies".  

Our bellies lifted up in time
She did me first, and then I got mine
Yet, we never let on that we were fucking
Excuse me, but do you hear that clucking?
It seems to be coming from way over there
From a wet spot that we made last year.

We prepared our beds
of quilted stained scepters
and I tried to value
her day glow vibrators
with no ill repute.
I made my peace.
Cause Momma was so full of yeast
That a yogurt snack became my feast.

Oh mamma, Oh mamma, why did we drink
too much that night? Why didn't we think.
Oh mamma, Oh mamma, the way that we love?
That shit aint right 'ven with a glove.

But will we still get it on tomorrow?
When those older men try to borrow?
Your love away -- I swear to God, I'll make them pay!
Oh mamma, oh mamma, oh mamma, me mums.
I just hope you don't fuck me chums.

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Written January 4th, 2004

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  • loneArt
    April 9, 2006
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    Thank you for your entry
    Art


  • NoUseForAName
    April 9, 2006
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    You might want to put this in the adult category before it flagged. As for the write- interesting take on pedaphelia. Left me disturbed and wondering. That doesn't happen very often here. Thanks.


  • Naughtygrlred
    April 9, 2006
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    yep thanks for the points

  • retard
    January 28, 2006
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    Made me laugh. Maybe it's just my lack of morals that didn't make me want to kill you for such poem entering in contest named Warmth. But good luck in this contest, the poem definately is good I must say.

  • WEaKiNtHeKnEes
    May 13, 2005
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    wow this is.....i can't say......sort of strange....lol


  • JerryO1
    April 26, 2005
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    Crazy

    I've read a few of your poems and I must say they are always quite entertaining. You have a way of making the reader sit with his mouth open for a few minutes after a read. The comments are almost as entertaining as the poem.


  • horus8 gold member
    April 5, 2005
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    My mother and I are close.

  • FRIDAYatFIVE
    April 5, 2005
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    I'm hoping you made an error in entering this into my contest...


  • Boe
    November 27, 2004
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    Hmmm... this poem is a bit weird. But it was wonderfully written. Although inside your authors comments you didn't write the quote or the other two poems you were supposed to comment on.

    ~Cherie


  • horus8 gold member
    November 25, 2004
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    Ditto, I've never seen a black angel, so we're even


  • Absynthia
    November 25, 2004
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    i....have no idea what to say.
    I don't think this fits her contest criteria, but um, it wasn't a bad poem. I don't usually read anything like this, and it was choppy and weird, but...the picture was nice.

  • SleepyEyedreams
    November 25, 2004
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    I don't know...I shocked speachless, I don't usually read things like this...


  • DrinkYouAway
    April 30, 2004
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    Good write, Havent read a poem like this ever.. ever... But you are a talenter writer either way, the words you used put the scenery together nicely. I enjoyed reading, thanks for entering it...


  • babi
    April 19, 2004
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    wow, very different, i really don't know what to say!!! A good entry, good luck in the contest and thankyou for your entry xxxxx Babi


  • April 2, 2004
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    excellent and guilty

    lol
    ROFl. that, my satanic friend, is the funniest fucking poem i have ever read, but it cannot compare wtih the comments beneath. well, yes it can, but the comments are indeed funny,and why write something with this kind of shock value if not to elicit laughable responses? A fucking plus on every level.

  • invested
    January 23, 2004
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    You suceeded in writing something twisted. It didn't seem funny to me it seemed slightly wrong. I didn't like the way this was written though it just dind't grab my attention to well.

  • Absinthe
    January 5, 2004
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    You ask for critique so I have to say that this is one of the most moving and terribly sad poems I have ever read. It makes you want to scream (Take it away, Blow the whole thing, God, just end it). Ok, well it makes me want to say that.
    You know that this poem didn't fit the qualifications for the contest and so I wonder, why then did you post it? I loved your other entry which unfortunately also did not me the contest criteria but made me think that instead of having found redemption, you're seeking it.
    Go on and tell me if I'm wrong. I'm a baby Christian and can't back up my faith entirely except by my own experience and the faith itself.
    Anywhoo, I love the pic on this piece.
    Absinthe


  • Nyx Iscariot
    January 4, 2004
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    didn't Job get all the pestilence thingies from God because God bet Lucifer that Job wouldn't leave him even if God did bad things to him?!


  • horus8 gold member
    January 4, 2004
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    hmmmm. yes I'm dreeeunk, you're right. It was Jonah. Job was the guy that went broke. urp. ermph.


  • catz Moderators member
    January 4, 2004
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    Interesting piece of poetry here... I don't know whether to laugh at the amusing way it's written or scorn the subject matter...or what it seems to be anyway. But don't mind me... I may be a grumbling old great grandmother but I still like a sly bit of taboo now and then...in writing of course.

    I do admire the way you put your thoughts and words together. You're very talented, you know.

    Dee

  • Nyx Iscariot
    January 4, 2004
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    well i get the second part, but wasn't it Jonah who got swallowed?

    i haven't read the bible in a long time and even then it was the kids bible, and only for the picture...

    Nyx...


  • horus8 gold member
    January 4, 2004
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    No it's based on Job in the bible, and me scrumping me mums.


  • nobodysees
    January 4, 2004
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    Have to say, I'm incredibly freaked out right now...not by the subject matter itself but by the fact that I gave you an applause for it! i think you have a a real talent there, and i especially liked the bit:
    The dangers of inbreeding pedigrees is...
    Your babies will look like
    Chunk's friend from the "Goonies".
    Brought a smile to my face!

  • Nyx Iscariot
    January 4, 2004
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    as strange as this sounds, that was actually kinda hot, even though i know what the subject matter is, and how disturbing it is to most people, i still find this morbidly erotic. as much as i like the picture, i dont think it fits, perhaps one with Oedipus? I dont think Jonah and his whale fit this.

    Nyx...


  • B2oH
    January 4, 2004
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    Art

    The damn communists wouldn't find this amusing, but as a Red Blooded American CyberBoy, I see the truth when it stares me in the eye (even when that eye is bloodshot with insanity and stained with the icepick of love). Love of Country, Mother and Apple Pie. You've done a bang-up job on Mom. I suppose we can expect the rest of the Holy Trilogy in the next installment?

    NaughtyGrlRed got it in one - you are a mad man. But madness cannot mask the true grasp you have of assault rape poetry (yeah, I just thought of that, but it fits).

    I hesitate to encourage such perversion, but it's 'orribly good in a disgusting way. Your humor and wordcraft elevates the work beyond mere shock and into a category that can simply be termed "art".


  • Naughtygrlred
    January 4, 2004
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    you are a mad man


  • plinkyponk
    January 4, 2004
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    this was so funny.loved the way you made it rhyme at the ends. of course set with that picutre and the way you wrote it it kind of fitted in with mythology and ancient royal traditions so it didnt seem so shocking. it reminds me of an agony aunt in the daily mirror who was asked by a mum what should she do as her son was getting on a bit and had never had sex and was begging her for it. she was told not to do it. and then theres the tribe in africa..thers always one of them...where the mothers train up their sons in how to be good lovers.i loved the way you wrote about this and brought it into the present and then you handled it very well cos you still respected her in the morning and were jealous isnt that nice. and you still respected yourself so you must have had a good time. should we all just have a god time if everybody is happy.no guilt or anything. we must have a follow up to this.lol. your mind must constantly be on the boil creating things.a lovely taboo subject masterfully handled with humour and not too over the top just quip quip and away.my favourite bits are all of them and in partic the bit on bruised knees she prays for more eager for my plumbing to keep her sore....the imagery is like someone praying for sex and for forgiveness.is it based on the story of the picture from ancient mythology?


  • razorbladechaos
    January 4, 2004
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    that is one disturbing work of art you got there (and i mean the poem) let me tell you...it was extremely funny, but the subject matter was a bit too rique for me... lol great write though. thanks for sharing.

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