I figured I’d do my part to help
get the earth back on its feet
I’d try my best to help go green
by picking trash up off the street
But then I got kinda sidetracked
by something I’d never before seen
‘Twas a pair of nicely rounded boobs
they were a perfect pair… but green??
I thought at first they must be fake
like those I’ve seen in naughty books
Of naked men and women
and movies starring crooks
I tried to look away you see
I just didn’t know what else to do
But there’s one man who’ll appreciate
this curiosity… King Hugh!
I’ll give him a call, tell him what I saw
on her he’d use his psychology
And his expertise, so widely known
our own Professor of Boobology
He’d investigate quite diligently
get to the bottom of this strange scene
But I bet it’s just this lady’s attempt
to do her part and just go green
She seems to have an idea or two
as to what can easily be done
To leave a footprint, help nature to survive
Before the birds and flowers are all gone
Maybe others have this plan
going green to the extreme
But I think that only Hugh can
appreciate boobs which go green
Dee Garner
© July 3, 2008
Author notes
I guess this would fall under Option #3
I saw those green boobs and immediatly thought of Hugh...
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- Huguenauties Contest # 34..... Going Green by huguenauties.
750 points, ended July 24, 13 entries
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Comments
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Hallarious
You did a great job on this poem. What a great imagination you had going. Such creativity. I'm still laughing for this also was a funny piece. You had so much to say in this piece. If curious ask King Hugh. LOL, Congradulations on the bronze. You almost got GREEN, LOL, just a joke!!!! Thank you for sharing your talent to write poetry and such a funny piece to read.
Many Blessings
Much Love
Your Sis
Kelle Marie
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a mad sight for these sore eyes dee lol i will take a breast of the situation and laugh love and life with glee.
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Dear Dee, Ohh this is great and our King will surely agree that they are beaut green BOOBS!
Your poem is great Dee, I enjoyed reading it.
Love Hine
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GREEN BOOBS!!! WOW! That's fantastic Dee, I've never seen green boobs before and I agree Hugh will appreciate them and investigate personally on why they are green.
Do you think they went mouldy? Hmmm very interesting and a beaut poem Dee, good luck in the voting and it's great to see you back with us.
Love Jen
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lol...maybe she's Irish....
Hugs...Eddy
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HA!
Dear Dee.
Green boobs???
Made me laugh. Thankyou
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Green boobs? HaHa Now I have seen it all!
I'm sure King Hugh will survey the scene and get to the bottom of boobs which go green.
Enjoyed your poem, Dee! Glad to see you back on the scene!
Best of Luck in the contest!
<3 Maureen
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Dear Dee, Green Boobs! Ohh this is soooo funny and something that our King would be interested in viewing.
A beaut poem and it's great to see you back sweety.
Love Joan
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hahaha. i liked it. that is very funny and good luck in the contest
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Good job and good entry...love all the fun poems coming from this contest...Glad to see you back again...
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AH! ahAH! aaahahahaha, this is freat Dee, boy do you have an imagination love the poem and maybe I will start going a bit green to
best wishes
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Dear Dee,
Well, the colour of a boob is quite irrelevant
as long as it's well-formed and fairly prevalent.
The worst boobs that I've seen
were not actually green -
they were GREY (which was the colour of the elephant!)
I've studied yellow boobs, brown, white and black.
Young, pinky boobs and wrinkled ones gone slack
but of all that I have viewed
the very best were in the nude
while the candidates lay prone upon their back.
In spite of my research, I must admit
(and I hope I'll catch a glimpse before I quit)
that I never yet have seen
boobies naturally GREEN
though, birdwatching once, I did see a Blue Tit.
So, when next collecting rubbish in the street,
if you should chance again green boobs to meet,
kindly hold them there for me
(even tie her to a tree!)
while I measure both her footprints and her seat.
(See! I had to get 'footprints' in somehow!!)
Applause for your poem. Glad to have you back!
Best of luck in the voting and thanks for thinking of me!
Love anbd hugs, XXX Hugh (R.)
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LOL
oh...wait a minute
are me BOOBS going to turn GREEN 
so not a cool color for me 
Just kidding I absolutely LOVED this entry
Well done Dee
-ephiphany
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Thanks for the whimsical delight this morning. I guess I'm color blind when it comes to this subject. It wouldn't matter what color they are I'd still to look and touch..lol. Good luck in the contest.
Sincerely,
Leo Long
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Now I'm no professional boob watcher like our King so I'll have to wait for his official word, but I think those melons were over-ripe and that is why they were green...those things are starting to mold...or you just happened to see a martian woman...it's summer, probably just vacationing here on earth.
Who'd think solving the earth from global warming would be so much fun!
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