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If You're Obsessive and You Know It


(to be sung to the tune of "If you're happy and you know it clap your hands")


If you’re obsessive and you know it
clap your hands...
If you’re compulsive and you know it
clap your hands...
If you’re obsessive and compulsive
and find your self impulsive
and some friends find it repulsive
clap your hands!

If you hang on and can’t let go
please clap your hands.
Even when its time to end the show
please clap your hands
When you know its time to end
and you know you’ll lose a friend
and still can’t let it end
please clap those hands.

Do you call him when you shouldn’t
clap your hands?
Tear up his number, so you couldn’t?
clap your hands.
Your hands like leaves they tremble,
as the pieces, reassemble,
so you can phone him, have you done that?
clap your hands.

sobbing till you heave?
clap your hands?
Obsessing till you grieve
clap your hands?
staying up and losing sleep
puffy eyes because you weep
all you compulsives join with me
and clap your hands.....

You write a letter, watch it burn
clap your hands.
Sit and cry, but never learn
clap your hands.
We obsess and we compulse
Wish we didn’t have a pulse
if you feel at all like me
clap your hands!

Stare at his picture till you’re blind
clap your hands
can’t make up your mind clap your hands
you compulse and you obsess
come on girl now confess
everyone has done these things
now clap your hands.

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Comments

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  • Light and frothy, man! But, packed with reality. Quite brilliant.
  • I loved it and sang along. For being on a sad subject it was a very cheery piece. And the moral of the story is : if you can't laugh at yourself. . . Thumbs up on this one.*Grin*

  • That was cute. One of my favorite poems. It worked so well! haha It really kept me entertained and me me laugh. Really nice job. I think I shall go check out some of your other poetry.


  • Sun Singer silver member
    July 2
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    Rofl...this reminds me of a previous me...

  • this is very nice, it made me laugh,
    this is such a beautiful poem,
    keep penning because you are a wonderful poet,
    all my love,
    kitty xx
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