There was once a sweet courtesan
Who was known as The Whore Tessa-Anne
She collected the dues
For her hard horny screws
In a rusty old Campbell's soup can
She was visited once by A. Warhol
Who gave her a terribly sore hole
"Fifteen minutes of fame!"
He roared as he came:
"More like fifteen seconds, you poor soul.."
Author notes
Oh dear, I've went and rhymed it..Och, nivver mind..And I've went and arsed up the speling and gramer and a'. Go'n dinny D.Q. me, Go'n dinny..
A contest entry
- Courtesans of All Countries; Prostitutes of All Professions = Feminism? by Avatar of Innocence.
1300 points, ended July 6, 2008, 11 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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You're a Scotsman? I quite like you then. Since you did a cute limerick on a courtesan (and Andy Warhol), I'll overlook the fact that this poem rhymed...and that you're quite crass...
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Please note when you're called on to judge
That a Scotsman will ne'er bear a grudge
He might grudge a bear
But that's covered in hair...
C'moan, do your best, dinnae fudge
I am confident that your judgement will be expressed in the fairest terms. If not, I'll eat my sporran! Best of Luck, and I'll abide by your final placing.
But please take note that the clansman MacButtock of the clan MacHaggis was no' best pleased when they took awa' his rights tae the Castle McDoom in the glen McStushie....
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Ah'll take that as a compliment...better crass than crashed. Many thanks.
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Dinnae fash yesel' Keith, ye braw bonnie keek-sniffer.
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Awa' hen, I'm no fashit ava'. Your poem's awfy mair awesome than whit mine is onywye.
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