Come One, Come All

Come One, Come All

A bachelor party for theDARK1 began
If you've had enough just say when,
For this party could get a little crazy
When you leave your mind may be a bit hazy,

With psychedelic globes and neon lights all aglow
Leaving us all trapped in theDARK1's great shadow,
Now remember take theDARK1 from the moon before we did try
But he created some havoc and made all the ladies cry,

So he has already been fore warned
He may not use the powers he's adorned,
Now theDARK1 you have to leave all the mortals alone
No you may not have fun and turn them all into stone,

If you do they can not help you to celebrate
this wonderful love you and LilMizChelz create,
Now the New Years Eve Party that was a bash
But this one will put that one to trash,

This one I heard could be anything goes
What happens at these parties everyone knows,
So this one was held at Hugh Hefner's home
with little Play Boy Bunnies on the roam,

Now wouldn't that just have to be every mans dream
to be torn apart by centerfolds seam after seam,
And this bachelor party put every Play Boy movie to shame
Forever in the history archives this great party will remain,

Each man was given his very own Bunny to keep for the night
To do as they will until they screamed out in merciful plight,
That was the grooms gift for all of his wonderful male friends
and what they do with their bunnies well that all just depends,

theDARK1 one didn't need a little Bunnie all his own
his surmounting love for Chelz has already been shown,
But his wildest fantasy was about to come true
He was to find his Chelz was a Play Boy Bunny too,

Now these women are better then your ordinary everyday stripper
they are trained to send your ecstasy to hang with the little dipper,
As Chelz seductively sauntered into the grand ball room
All foreplay stopped every eye on her cleavage did zoom,

She walked up to theDARK1 and started toying with him
her Play Boy out fit all snug showing all slender and trim,
theDARK1 reached out to dive into his treasure
but Chelz said no it is my turn to give pleasure,

So she pulled out a rope and tied his hands behind the chair
teasing him gently with her tongue until his manhood did flair,
Then she backed off and performed for him a little dance
keeping back his lust theDARK1 didn't stand a chance,

For Chelz had slipped her way out of the tight bunny outfit
wearing nothing underneath but soft skin and a smile of wit,
She danced some more performing a little tease
until theDARK1 had to beg, "Chelz come to me please",

So Chelz went over and gave theDARK1 a little lap dance
His mind went sailing way beyond an ecstasy trance,
By the time she had gotten around to fondling his toy
the DARK1 had been transformed into a mush of a boy,

His darkened mind exploded at the heat of her touch
All of her torturing and teasing had been way too much,
But he wanted to prove to her that he knew of her plan
But he was still in control and he was every bit a man,

Now I heard tales that the party went straight into dawn
Every Play Boy Bunny had their man turned into a fawn,
It was a party that made even Hugh Hefner jealous
as every Play Boy Bunny was spent no longer zealous,

It would take him days just to get them to recover
Now who was he going to take to become his lover,
He had to find out what magic theDARK1 possessed
before all of his bunnies became overly obssessed,

But before that could happen theDARK1 had turned him to stone
Now Hugh Hefner stands outside his mansion naked and all alone,
Chelz and theDARK1 have made the mansion their lover's honeymoon suite
Living out their wildest fantasies with each other they are complete!