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Dimple Butts

Alas, my sweet, you do me ill
to throw me out so unkindly
For I've poked you hard and with good will
hearing your orgasms' cacophany.

I have frequently used my hand
to grant you a second hard climax
I have filmed us in video and sound,
and transferred the tape onto Imax.

Dimplebutts was all my joy,
and I was Dimplebutts' pimpy;
Dimplebutts was my piece of tail;
who but my whorefaced Dimpy?

 

 

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Author notes

This is a parody on Greensleeves allegedly written by Henry VIII. Maybe the author has been reincarnated as a modern prince, remembering some of the upper-class whores he's poked, taking advantage of his royal droits de seigneur?

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  • Adamastor
    February 7
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    Is that a picture of you dressed up?


    • Edna Sweetlove
      1 day ago
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      Sadly no. It's just an image I found via Google. But she looks like she has a nice beaver.


  • ecrivain01 gold member
    July 6, 2008
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    LOL ...

    you really are a card.


  • Avatar of Innocence
    July 6, 2008

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    I hate you ...and thus adding to finalists list. You bastard guy. "Excellent Taste"


  • Engelbert Humpalot
    July 3, 2008

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    A nice dimple on a bird's arse is always nice. Or a tasteful tattoo. Or a bitemark from my predecessor at her hole. Another lovely poem, Edna. You are a wonderful human being.


  • ea silver member
    July 3, 2008
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    ah, Henry would be proud... he's her eighth old man.


  • zilbermann silver member
    July 2, 2008
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    Excellent taste, to be sure.


  • Keith
    July 2, 2008

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    Tastyful or what?

    Orthography? Cacophony. Ah, but wait a minute: its Cock and fanny, isn't it? And if unkindly rhymes with cacophony, then I'm a Scotsman.. Here, wait a minute, I am..oh bugger it.
    The rhyme between climax and Imax deserves multiple claps. I think I saw this film in Bradford. Did it have ball-we-would subtitles?

    Since we're instructed to suggest a "rephrasing of an awkward area" (ooh missus!), may I suggest this emendation of stanza one.

    Alas, my sweet, you do me ill
    to throw me out with unkindliness
    For I've poked you hard and with right good will
    Oh, my willy has dripped, please mind the mess


  • Uhs Feth Malorn
    July 2, 2008

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    Very attractive woman. Can she possibly be Dimpy? Surely not. This amused me and I'm trying to sing it to Greensleeves now.


  • just mercedes gold member
    July 2, 2008

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    Poor Nan Bullen - that's who he wrote it for, n'est-ce pas?

    Made me laugh - this is the tune tinkled by the travelling icecream vendor van in the summertime. It will never be the same, now.


  • no win no fee
    July 2, 2008
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    I like your version better. you are a twit. xx

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