Dimple Butts

Alas, my sweet, you do me ill
to throw me out so unkindly
For I've poked you hard and with good will
hearing your orgasms' cacophany.

I have frequently used my hand
to grant you a second hard climax
I have filmed us in video and sound,
and transferred the tape onto Imax.

Dimplebutts was all my joy,
and I was Dimplebutts' pimpy;
Dimplebutts was my piece of tail;
who but my whorefaced Dimpy?

Author notes

This is a parody on Greensleeves allegedly written by Henry VIII. Maybe the author has been reincarnated as a modern prince, remembering some of the upper-class whores he's poked, taking advantage of his royal droits de seigneur?

A contest entry

Courtesans of All Countries; Prostitutes of All Professions = Feminism? by Avatar of Innocence. 1300 points, ended July 6, 13 entries
Honorable winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest

I think this is in excellent taste - how about you?

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ecrivain01
July 6
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LOL ...
you really are a card.
Avatar of Innocence
July 6

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I hate you ...and thus adding to finalists list. You bastard guy. "Excellent Taste"
Engelbert Humpalot
July 3

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A nice dimple on a bird's arse is always nice. Or a tasteful tattoo. Or a bitemark from my predecessor at her hole. Another lovely poem, Edna. You are a wonderful human being.
ea
July 3
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ah, Henry would be proud... he's her eighth old man.
zilbermann
July 2
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Excellent taste, to be sure.
Keith
July 2

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Tastyful or what?
Orthography? Cacophony. Ah, but wait a minute: its Cock and fanny, isn't it? And if unkindly rhymes with cacophony, then I'm a Scotsman.. Here, wait a minute, I am..oh bugger it.
The rhyme between climax and Imax deserves multiple claps. I think I saw this film in Bradford. Did it have ball-we-would subtitles?

Since we're instructed to suggest a "rephrasing of an awkward area" (ooh missus!), may I suggest this emendation of stanza one.

Alas, my sweet, you do me ill
to throw me out with unkindliness
For I've poked you hard and with right good will
Oh, my willy has dripped, please mind the mess
Uhs Feth Malorn
July 2

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Very attractive woman. Can she possibly be Dimpy? Surely not. This amused me and I'm trying to sing it to Greensleeves now.
pania
July 2

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Poor Nan Bullen - that's who he wrote it for, n'est-ce pas?

Made me laugh - this is the tune tinkled by the travelling icecream vendor van in the summertime. It will never be the same, now.
no win no fee
July 2
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I like your version better. you are a twit. xx