With a sponge for a chin,
and a map on his ass.
Chore boy hair,
and flatulent gas.
The man of steel flys
The man of steel cares
It's all in the magic
Of the pajamas he wears.
He follows no news
And ignores all politics
For fear if he did
They'd uncover skin flicks
That he had to do
When crime was at a low
It was only a few
But no one must know.
That he wasn't on top
And he wasn't that super
When a German named Lex
up ended his pooper.
The man of steel cried
The man of steel broke
His buns spreading wide
Dripping sour kraut yolk.
Though his biceps were mutton
And his stomach wash-board
Whiskers pure catfish
And profile folk lored
The man of steel was troubled
When his cape caught that rash
And the S he'd grown up with
Went public for cash.
Oh, man of steel
What have you done
Oh, man of steel
Put down your gun.
Oh, man of steel
The children will cry
When they are told
That even you die.
Oh, man of steel
Oh, man of men
You were always my hero,
You were always my friend.
Author notes
YOU ROCK MY MULTICOLORED SOX LIKE WHOA!!!
Written January 4th, 2004
In a list
A contest entry
- if you could be a superhero.... by xomadelineox.
300 points, ended December 23, 2005, 8 entries
Gold trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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Ok, um not sure what to say on this, extremely disturbed.
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You got third place in my contest. Good job, I'll send out the points later. This poem is really disturbing, but it's nice to see that, at least once, Lex Luthor won. And win he did...
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Pardon me, but the 'S' on my chest is for 'sincerely'.
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lol this is funny!!! Thanks for entering but you need to put the number in the comments box as well. thanks for entering and good luck
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Stop Thief!
oh, come on! what the fuck is this shit?
Man-o-steel yo-ass!
No wonder it draws koleslaw
spozed ta make'm
laugh tilly pees
Didn't bring but
one laugh to me
right around your photo
god you are a woos!
bet you begged for
gravy
at the rescue mission
what do you do,
wander 'round the street
hat in hand
begging people
for spare change
bet they pay you to
stop making
your noise
put down the guitar
iz that your gimmick?
I'd give you a finn
to stop crying
as you do
Love this poem,
makes me wish you were SUPERMAN
then at least we'd never
have to hear from you again
MAN-OSteel
you mean steal
you must have really
enjoyed
my poem
Superman is Dead
you fuckin' rip-off
never steal my ideas
again
you pathetic
WANNA-BEE
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oh i read this...i thought it was a new one...go clean something..would ya?
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Ouch, I think I hurt myself...
It was the "German" stanza that did it...
I love it when I can be completely offended and laugh hysterically at the same time.
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um kind of funny in a very strange way.
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loads of emotion in this one funny
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