When & Iff ... WhIff !!!

When they covered him in shit
It did not connect a little bit ...

It connected it all up !!!

So he collected it into
His bright & shining cup.

Swirling it around,
He found it quite ...

Profound is what they'd say,
But his Holy Grail remained ...

Any ... way.

If they want to cast their shit,
Engage on that level a bit,
As well they may, village
Idiots being as village idiots ...

Are, gathered around a well,
Well poisoned already ... by
Their ideas that truly stink ....

Or at least, when at least, like,
Like a beast .. or a Valley Girl !!!
So I think ... ah, stiff that trinket
Down the well of ideation, time to get
On with this peregrination of a ...

Situation which obtains today:

All because one day those four
Gathered together & killed a gay
They thought they must band too
Be, together for eternity, even
Numbered as their victim be knot.

But ... what they forgot was
Not all ducks take well to shit,
And if they want to cast it
Around a bit, well ...

This little duck is well oiled
& never spoiled, and although
Plans have never before been ...

Foiled ... as the Lead Singer of The
Fall once said: "That  Clan have got
A way, with One Hundred years of
Murder ... until now !!!" ...

Foiled, as in they can throw it all
They want, down the well or at fit
For a spit, glob munsters thett daize
R, but by far the best bit of it and
A bit, welll ... don't forget to go ...

To L, mispelling being what's, coss
Oi ain't dare moozick wotts into day;
But to get back onto track, let us say ...

Well-oiled duck and flying shit go
Together like toast and Donald Duck
High on muckitty Muck, viz: squizz &
You shall never see it slide off him
So free as to say, if they're full of ...
It, if they want to waste ... it ... good
Duck meet that is, and it be gone, along
With their they're that'z shown bizz.

Just don't mar, re: it: he may want
A wife more than a whiff in a bit.