Voyeuristic eyes ventured to The Discovery Channel
with wanton lust for remote control button compressions
on sleek ebony gadget [AA battery operated]
Drool beads fell from mouth agape as mating rituals
of Amazonian crickets observed, stimulated hormones
into overdrive [from bathroom to recliner- visa versa]
Masculine desires dipped finger into curvacious bowl,
nacho chips gathered within Sargento's chasm;
tongue~~ licked across greasy lips smothered in 'Pace';
'Picante salsa' stains during Hippos Gone Wild episode.




8 old applause
