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Will the real Tattyboyspet stand up please. :)

I find inspiration in various places
No matter if its dry or wet
but the best thing I find,
for the daily grind,
Is the above pic of Tattyboyspet.

Well hidden behind the mascara,
and the lipstick is fading and cracked,
yes the earlobes could do with a waxing,
and the boobs look like they have been unpacked.

But trust me it is her, I'm honest,
I'm honest as a new pair of shoes,
If this pic isn't the real Tattyboyspet
then who the fuck am I using for a muse?

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This poem is dedicated to the real Tattyboyspet. the one in her profile pic is an imposter.

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  • Tattboyspet
    July 2, 2008

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    roflmao!!!
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
    i can't stop laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    you found that pic in my 'personal stash' didn't ya?!
    (thought I did a DAMN good job hiding the gaps in my teeth in that one )
    wonderful - and I AM taking this one as a compliment - thank you! ~curtsey~
    thank you for your entry