My fart's from the Lowlands, my fart is not here,
My fart's from the Lowlands disgracing I fear -
embracing the "oh dear, hear three in a row !"
my fart's in the doldrums, no place else to blow.
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Farewell to the colon[y]'s whale of a gale,
the column of calor, one gale won from whale;
wherever I wander, wherever I rove,
my fart blows from private parts, I'm treasure trove cove.
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Farewell from gust mounting high in the air;
Hello to disgust leading on to despair,
Hello ivy league bladderwort fount in puds;
Hello to the torrents and loud-pouring floods.
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My fart's from the Lowlands, my fart is not here,
My fart's from the Lowlands disgracing I fear -
embracing the "oh dear, three more in a row !"
my fart blows from doldrums, so little to show...
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