[The Unlucky Janitor Haikus]
Clean up in room eight.
Bumps table, and beaker spills.
Doors lock, sirens sound.
The white coats show up
But the janitor is gone?
Now zombie with mop.
[Crampa]
Puke hangs from his beard
He fixed the shower curtain,
But died on the pot.
[The Fetus Farm]
Prom comes once a year
In America, just ask
A Planned Parenthood.
[Jesus Was A Necromancer]
God is a toilet.
I have yet to screw mother.
She is Muslim red.
[Voodoo On Channel 13]
Rainbows and serpents.
Buried alive for dessert.
Mmmm... puffer fish soup.
Sharp pain then burning.
"I got my cake Mattilda."
Voodoo doll creep show.
[More From Unlucky Janitors]
"Hi, my name is Stan".
But the kids call me ass-hat.
Not "Good Will Hunting".
Since I have no friends,
and have never gotten laid.
I built me a bomb.
[Landmine]
Peeled boot's toes fly
Thank god that you have stopped
walking on your face.
[Wave to the starving children Miss Denmark]
While watching Miss world
I had an epiphany.
Beauty for your beast.
[The Sahu]
Here is my request:
Bound by sky and ancestors
Let us meet in space.
[Metaphysical Poets]
Always sell their soul
turning lead into Fool's gold.
Chasing those dragons.
[Strippers]
Naked on a pole
Was how I found you,
And how you left me.
[Abortion]
Recycled my cans
Found another paper-route
Left the oven on.
[Oriental buffet on the rim of a volcano]
Posh art neon print
Flickering in front of me
Suspicious oysters.
[Dolly was a damn fine lamb]
They put Dolly down
The bleets of mourning rang out,
But the black ones laughed.
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Written January 3rd, 2004
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great
this was tight. I loved the style as it made your piece stand out. I didnt cry but this poem did keep me interested and made me appreciate the uniqueness. Loved it
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hey i rele like this....you have some good work here. i like this style. it isn't used as much as others lol! i am looking forward to reading other pieces that you have done
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DArn I already left a commment, but it did sound better the second time around~Have you written anything new~
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yay, a whole slew of them ... my master of ku..i think a chapbook of just your kus and vilanelles would be really great...where is the devilution vilanelle..you should put that up..i'm going to read that one...
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Mind Puzzling
This is very interesting. I know not one-hundred percently how to comment it, some of it was rather humorous, others made me stop and think what went on in your mind. But overall I liked it... keep up the very much so, 'mind puzzling', work. -
definitely unique~
Very unique senryu's u have here
Some of the most unusual one I have ever seen
I have up a few but none like this lol
Naked on a pole eh?????????
Susan~~~~~~
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Wonderful. The last one about Dolly was my favorite...it made me rather sad, though. You're very talented. Someday I shall read your whole life story/description on your page....
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Each stanza is an individual senryu, and each single line is the title to that senryu. Essential making it a collection of said senryus. thank you for reading tamara.
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lol these are awsome, i'll i kept thinking was your so cool
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i love what you have done to the picture very artistic you should become an artist well any way this was a great poem im not sure if it is a haiku i think they are suppost to be short but this was a great write any way well i hope to see more poems and pictures by you soon bia
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Trust me, that model showing up at my door trying to sue me? lol, I can think of worse things. Besides, it was worth it. It's different, it's fun and it's all about being creative and taking risks, so I'm in heaven. Thanks again for your open mindedness and support. I appreciate it.
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Oh yah
creative image up there..but I would make sure the original wasn't copyrighted..artists don't take too kindly to people editing and writing on their images and then posting them. :/ ..just a thought, anyhow.. cool image. ROFL ..you do like to get your message across.
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Interesting group of haikus here, though by definition I would say they are senryu ..haiku usually deals directly with metaphorical or literal nature, while senryu is human ..emotion..you get the idea. I do like the way you put your words together. I think Jen is right, would make for some really cool poetry readings. And I didn't see any spelling errors here
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heathens all of us and the pretence at sophisication is excellecnt in this. grafitti talk talk. i likee it yes sari i just put anything that pops into my head because i have been driven insane by the world. i like the way you dart about and do all different things. randomness but more in the world than out of it. you go for the outside slaughter.very reflective of need for anarchy.
the images the rat race the rules the input the noise the ...
Edited on Jan 03, 7:14 p.m. because ''.
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