Uncle Joe had a farm
But I didn’t see no ducks
He had a cow named besy
He had a bull named jake
But I didn’t se no ducks
He had a sheep called molly
He had a goat called frank
But I didn’t see no ducks
He had a wife named Milly
Who put us on feast
I asked her what on the menu
She said my child you are in luck
Tonight I’m serving duck
Author notes
by:jogn Needed to a funny
A contest entry
- Short storys! about animals by Shades of Pale.
450 points, ended July 13, 2008, 3 entries
Silver trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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lol
it's really funny and sad too -
I like this one. I didn't see no ducks either. Now I know why. Well done, its a real belly laugh.
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This made me laugh.
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Nice!!!! sounds good........ have you ever ate duck? its pretty good we used to have ducks on our farm but we got rid of them.
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