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My best friend, a retired police officer, raises chickens among other things. One day we got on the subject of what he would, or wouldn't, do to save one of his chickens, when he had finished making his statement, I said to him;

 

 "You Mean You Wouldn't Give It Mouth To Pecker?"

 

He started laughing and couldn't stop for some time. Now it is a running joke with us.

 

 

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By ~ Maxboy


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  • cybercomic
    April 6

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    hmmmmm

    wow you take this to another level. I didnt even know chickens had a right to mouth to pecker.......... hmmmmm does that make them more tender for cookin? Funny story God luck in the contest...... Cyber


    • Maxboy gold member
      May 15
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      Thank you very much for the applause and your wonderful comment, I am pleased you enjoyed my write.



  • Gay-Militant
    March 30
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    how durrrttty....

    hahahahaahhahahha


    • Maxboy gold member
      March 31
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      Thank you very much for your comment and applause, I am pleased you enjoyed my write.



  • Mrs D
    February 6
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    lol.....

    lol....good one

    thanks for entering


    • Maxboy gold member
      February 10
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      !!! WOW !!!

      Thank you so much for the Bronze Trophy, but most of all, I am pleased I could bring a smile your way.

      Thank You Again


  • XInsanity-FairX
    January 2

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    haha, cute
    and unfortunatly, i can imagine someone giving a chicken mouth to pecker lol
    made me giggle
    well done and good luck
    xxxx


    • Maxboy gold member
      January 2
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      Thank you very much for your wonderful comment, I am pleased you enjoyed my write.



  • xxRainbowDawnxx
    December 26, 2008
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    awww that is so cute haha XD
    Mouth to peker lol.


    • Maxboy gold member
      December 26, 2008
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      Thank you very much for your wonderful comment, I am pleased you enjoyed my write.



  • doolie gold member
    December 26, 2008

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    I laugh everytime I hear the story. You know he wouldn't but his wife would. Can't you just see that.

    • Maxboy gold member
      December 26, 2008

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      Thank you sweetie for your comment, we have had a lot of fun with this.

      Love


  • Pollycheck
    December 25, 2008

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    Thank you for entering my contest. This is very funny, but I think that you have a typo in it.

    "You Meen You Wouldn't Give It Mouth To Pecker?"

    Should be:

    "You Mean You Wouldn't Give It Mouth To Pecker?"


    • Maxboy gold member
      December 25, 2008
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      Thank you very much for your wonderful comment and the heads up on the typo.

      Thanks


  • Jeremy0826 silver member
    December 25, 2008

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    LOL! This is so funny!
    Thanks a lot for sharing this laugh here.
    Merry Christmas to you my friend and
    take care! Have a wonderful day ahead!




    Jeremy0826


    • Maxboy gold member
      December 25, 2008
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      Thanks so much Jeremy for the wonderful comment, I am happy you got a laugh out of my write.

      Thanks Friend


  • georgie
    November 18, 2008

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    very funny... we liked this one... particularly since i had summat similar happen to me... my ex had a dog i really hated... he chained it to the clothes line one day and the dumb mutt wrapped itself around and around it till it hung itself... without thinking i ran out and gave it mouth to snout and it survived... afterwards i was like (to myself) wtf were u thinking? that was ur one opportunity to get rid of the mongrel lol.


    • Maxboy gold member
      November 18, 2008
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      Thank you very much for the wonderful comment, I am happy my write gave you a laugh.



  • 2lullabyhaven
    October 31, 2008

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    I love that running joke theme...lol and good luck in my contest


    • Maxboy gold member
      November 5, 2008
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      Thank you so much for the Honorable Mention, I am very happy you enjoyed my write.

      Thanks Again
      Don


    • Maxboy gold member
      October 31, 2008
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      Thank you very much for your comment. Yeah, I keep giving him a bad time about not loving his chickens very much.



  • xDemonicxAngelx
    October 29, 2008

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    Lmao! This was really funny and it made me laugh. Thank you for entering and good luck.

    Take care


    • Maxboy gold member
      November 17, 2008
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      Thank you very much for the Honorable Mention, I am very happy you liked my write so much and I was able to bring you a laugh.

      Thanks Again


    • Maxboy gold member
      October 29, 2008
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      Thank you so much for the wonderful comment, I am pleased it gave you a laugh.

      Thanks Again

  • Poetryintheblood gold member
    September 25, 2008

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    Hmmm, thank goodness I'm no chicken hehehe, thank you for your fun entry, it gave me a smile, good luck in my contest, Josie


    • Maxboy gold member
      October 2, 2008
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      Thank you so much for the Honorable Mention, I am pleased I could bring a smile your way.

      Best wishes with your upcoming surgery.
      Don


    • Maxboy gold member
      September 25, 2008
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      Thank you for the wonderful comment, I am happy it gave you a smile.

      Best wishes to you as well.
      Don


  • Topaze
    September 24, 2008

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    And if someone a stranger was watching from afar they would certainly be curious. Good one. Thank you for your fine entry in this contest.


    • Maxboy gold member
      September 24, 2008
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      Thank you for the applause and comment. You're right, that would be sight to see.

      Thanks


  • dustookie2
    September 12, 2008

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    Geez he should have asked for a demonstration from you LMAO... you do have a way with comedy or perhaps it is just a twisted mindset. Hope to read more Good luck in this contest. Thanks for the laugh what a great way to end the night.


    • Maxboy gold member
      September 12, 2008
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      Aaaaaa sorry no demo. He was the cop, he should know CPR.

      You are probably right, twisted mindset, I think I must have been thrown
      [I mean] accidentally dropped against a wall.

      Thank you for the applause and wonderful comment, I am pleased you enjoyed it.

      Don


  • HereComesTheSun
    September 9, 2008

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    mouth to pecker

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha x abillion
    i cant breathe i cant stop laughing
    amazing
    finalist because its so damn funny
    hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha
    ps. your a finalist


    • Maxboy gold member
      September 22, 2008
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      Thank you so very much for the Silver Trophy, I am so pleased you enjoyed my poem so much and I am happy I could bring some fun your way.

      Thanks Again
      Don


    • Maxboy gold member
      September 9, 2008
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      Thank you so much for the applause and such a fantastic comment.

      Thanks Again
      Don


  • sensualbutterfly
    September 9, 2008
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    Cute, Cute, Cute! Thanks for that laugh this morning!

    • Maxboy gold member
      September 9, 2008
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      You are most welcome, thank you for the comment.

      Don


  • daviscth
    September 4, 2008
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    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!
    Thanks so much for posting. I love this.

    • Maxboy gold member
      September 4, 2008
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      Thank you so much, I am pleased I could bring a laugh to you.

      Don


  • Meroza
    August 31, 2008
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    Oh my, this one actually made me laugh! First laugh I've had today!

    Thanks for entering!


    • Maxboy gold member
      August 31, 2008
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      WOW!!! Thank you so much for the GOLD TROPHY. I am very excited in the fact that I brought laughter to you when you needed it most.

      Now, along with that laugh, let me give you some well deserved hugs.

      From Me To You
      Don


      • Meroza
        August 31, 2008
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        Haha, aw thank you!
        You just made my day way better! Thank you for that, Don.

        Many blessings - Merosa D.


  • SoftlyScreaming
    June 29, 2008

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    wow... my dads looking at me like im crazy b/c im laughing so hard.. its true though, to your friend anyways.. definately funny.. thanks for entering.


    • Maxboy gold member
      July 2, 2008
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      Thank you so much for the GOLD TROPHY. You have made me so happy. It does meen so much to me that I/we (my friend and I) were able to touch you with such a good laugh. Laughter and hugs make life so much better. Here are some more for you.
      Thanks Again

    • Maxboy gold member
      June 29, 2008
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      Thank you. I'm happy it brought you a laugh.


  • PurringKitten silver member
    June 28, 2008

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    lol...lol...now this is one step before lmao...mouth th pecker lol well all right then you win!
    thanks for the laugh!


    • Maxboy gold member
      June 28, 2008
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      Thank you you you, see, now you have me stuttering. You silver tongue devil. Thanks for the applause.

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