I once worked in a shop where they made BVD.
I found some material that had dragons on it.
I coppied the pattern for my material.
Like a mad hatter I sewed them in the store.
Along came my boss, He took one look at me.
What are dragons doing on the BVD.
Nobody wants to hang, so early in the day.
I said they were a surprise for you sir.
Please excise me, you weren't to see.
Later after work, back again he came.
Here are your BVD's sir
I hope you like them.
"That was a good job." he said.
You have taken me with this gift.
He never caught on the dragon had him by the tail.



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