I'm the cosmic joker of both time and space,
I taught the girls of China about the polling place.
So one day in November we had a mock erection day.
I told them it was "election",
but apparently that's hard for them to say.
A record turn out as you might have guessed,
women only and they were barely dressed.
I explained what they needed to do,
Step into the private booth,
grab your favorite lever,
and yank like hell until you're through.
When asked about the experience during the exit poll,
smiling ear to ear they said;
"the lever I yanked is for me and only me to know".
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A contest entry
- Cosmic Joker by Tattboyspet.
900 points, ended June 30, 2008, 3 entries
Bronze trophy winner
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Great job, that was the most entertaining piece i've read so far on this site. Keep making poems like this. Thank you!
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lol!
Hilarious, and probably politically incorrect, but I laughed anyway! I can see why it won a prize!
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hahahahaha i like
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hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
lovely!
you'd make a WONDERFUL cosmic joker
perhaps live in a house of white too!
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Now this is the humor I remember.. I love it and you have done it again, though I believe this time you've outdone yourself.
Brought a big smile to me and lots of laughs, which is something that I don't so that much as I used to.
excellent job.
good luck on the contest my lover
kat
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Lot of Laughs!
My father would have loved this one. Do you think I can e-mail it to him in Heaven? lol... A great sense of humor, glad I clicked on this one. The world needs more humor even if it's a bit risque`.
Still laughing!!!
Jennifer
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wasn't sure what to think when i saw the title, but it did give me a bit of a laugh.. good luck with the contest, love the creativeness of this piece.
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