Pirate in the Work Place

The only time of day I get from you is when you look at your watch
I could walk by with a patch on my eye
Limp with a wooden peg leg and it wouldn’t mean a thing
I’ve got two legs, two arms, with a beating heart
In your everyday life I blend right in with every other upright walking human

With nothing good to say
With actions that never speak louder than words
I become white paint splashed onto a white billboard
The object is apparent but the image is obscured

The only time of day where things seem to go my way
Is when I pretend you’re not heading home to your family
Instead you’re chasing me around to put on your living room wall
Cause I’m a six point at the least
Something to look at from time to time
And a interesting start up conversation piece

I really don’t have anything good to say
My actions never speak louder than words
I’m just white paint splashed onto a white billboard
The object is apparent but the image is obscured