its tuesday now were in the woods
i forgot one bag when we left
i wouldnt care so much except
fresh skivvies were part of the goods
now im sitting by the fire
an im itchy in places i dare not say
if a bear comes an eats me ill be upset
with dirty underwear singing in heavens choir
next time ill pack some in each bag to not be foiled
just in case i forget one before we leave
you never know when your gonna die
and i dont wanna be found in panties soiled
Author notes
Option 4
A contest entry
- Bring It On! by AliceinPoetryLand.
2000 points, ended July 11, 2008, 12 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Your Best Pre-Written Rhyme by piccola.
800 points, ended August 15, 2008, 90 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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my mother always told me that even if I was just going a block away I should be wearing clean panties in case I was in an accident and a fireman or paramedic had to see them
If I was in an accident I'd soil them anyway. Now having an extra pair in my purse ... in a baggie ... that I do. Secrets out. Thank you for entering
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Lol hear hear and that goes for me too! I don't want to be knocking on heavens doors with dirty undies
You are very wise to pack each bafg with some in future
You got away with it.....this time lol
Thanks so much for your entry
Gaylene
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Did someone need a maxi pad or tampon?
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LMAO! dude, this was freaking hilarious! i loved it. lol. the rhyming was good. and i still cants stop laughing. lol. wow... really good.
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