It's time for New Year's Resolutions
To fix things with solid new solutions
Three years past I swore off meats
And succulent, chewy chocolate sweets
I stopped at McDonald's after the bash
For Big Macs, Flurries and and a breakfast hash
The next year I pushed for an end to my book
So people'd have something to read in their nook
I think it's collecting the microbes and dust
In the drawer beneath the Shakespeare bust
Last year I tried for organization
So my stuff wouldn't scatter across the nation
I can't find a pencil or pillow or plate
My waking's too early, my bills are too late
This year I'll promise to stick to my word
I'll never back down, I'll not be deterred
I'll go to the gym every day till I'm fit
Not till my pants size goes down quite a bit
I'll not be held back by the stairs
No drops of sweat will dampen these hairs
The escalator works just fine
If it carries YOUR butt it can surely lift mine!
A contest entry
- #96 funny picture prompt by daviscth.
300 points, ended June 27, 4 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Ha ha, how do you like them apples?
Comments
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LMAO!!!!!!! Loved that last line.
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Hehe, love the humour...reminds me of me, I never get round to doing any of it...lol. Super read, all the best in the contest
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omg!!!! i love it!! i love the last 2 lines its perfect for the picture as is the whole thing!! good luck
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