some are big some are small some bend right or just stand tall
sometimes you see em an you think, how do they have those things at all?
some are red an some are yellow an even pink like cherry jello
some are shiny others flat or stand straight like a bat they call their fellow
some are skinny an some are fat they get with this an get with that
some are just too weird for words, stare with one eye an wanna chat
sometimes i like to look at them, most guys that show em got the zen
sometimes they jus take em out an smile an say stuff like, where? an when?
they give em names o.O like spike an toolie an flad an micky
but no matter what they call em you know they want a quickie
they can be catholic, jewish, protistant or buddah munks
once they get there trouser friend out they act like lil punks
as for me im not gonna touch em or wave or even pretend i care
soon as they know you gotta intrest they take em out with flare
ill jus keep my thoughts to my self right now an wait until it's time
let them play with their own weiners, i'll just sit here an rhyme
A contest entry
- CRAP FESTIVAL/CARNIVALLE by tarcus.
400 points, ended July 10, 2008, 10 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Come One, Come All - The Circus Is In Town by lowercase prelude.
4000 points, ended October 15, 2008, 105 entries
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Thank you for entering my contest. I like the idea behind the poem, but for me, the lack of punctuatuon and capitalization distracted from the poem. But, then again, I can be an old foogie.
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Sooooo......Miss Sexy, and just HOW do you know OH SO MUCH about the "male anatomy"? Hmmmm??? They say that "experience is the mother of all learning", so, does this mean you have LOTS of "experience" in order to make such observations? Or was this just "real good guessing" on your part? Er...I mean....about GUYS part! lol
Nicely written, either way!
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im not a nun 
shhhh 
And last year i found out what a elephant walk was when the wrestling team did one in the gym too
they all got detension an we all got a screen saver
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thanxu
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lol sis this is so funny!
lol i love it!!
good lucky hun!!
Love,
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Wrong side of the biological body, i wanted shitty poetry not pissy poetry.
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Oh my goodness
This is too cutr and funny good luck in the contest
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