Jingle Bleedin' Bells

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
What a bleedin' din
The only thing I want this year
Is a bottle of gin, Oh...

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Won't they ever stop
Where's the snow? I want to know
Can we buy some from the shop? Oh...

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Tied around the cat
Let's lock him out and save our ears
And never let him back! Oh...

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Am feeling rather sloshed
Too much to buy, I ask why?
We're spending too much dosh! Oh...

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Get away from my door
For I will kill, to get a thrill
And leave you dying on the floor! Oh...

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Thank you very much
Now shut your din before I sin
I am no soft touch. Oh...

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
What a bleedin' din
The only thing I want this year
Is to never let you in!