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Light Speed Pass

I want my light speed pass back ___hole
My work down there takes it's toll
I did not touch those women's butts
Someone's idea of a bad joke
It wasn't me
That dropped the drawers of the President
Lifted the skirt of the first lady
Nor do I use this speed pass for lewd behavior
What say you to reinstate my pass
Being a cosmic joker just ain't no fun no more




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  • imahealer
    June 24, 2008

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    And a funny joker you ARE! Come on --- fess up. You DID lift the skirt of the first lady! I saw you! You were checking to see if she was a man, pretending to be a woman in the White HOuse. YA know, our Prez. being so dumb and all, maybe even he didn't know she was a "he"! Here's your pass!
    Love,
    Linda


    • Quiet places
      June 24, 2008
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      Love the confidence you have in my finding out these things of interest. lol Thank you for the compliments on my poem! Happy you are giving my pass back. I'v got more jokes to pull. Don


  • LadyDementia gold member
    June 24, 2008
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    Very nicely done. Good luck


  • StarEyes
    June 24, 2008

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    This is way to funny, and yet I can see it happening, and oh the images that creates

    Life isn't fair, and well, I sure could use that pass once in while too...Gonna share with me?

    Best of luck in this contest!

    and love

    Nyetta

    • Quiet places
      June 24, 2008
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      If I get one I shall surely share it with you! Thanks for the compliments on my poem. Happy you got some laughs from it! Don


  • quantumsurveyor
    June 24, 2008
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    Sad to say your first line baffled me, rest is amusing but "lude" ain't right, dude. It's "lewd"


  • Tattboyspet
    June 24, 2008

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    hahahahahahahahahahaha - if you don't want it, pass it MY way
    lovely! thank you for your entry

    • Quiet places
      June 24, 2008

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      How dare they take away that pass!!! If I get it back I'll let you use it. OK Happy you got a chukle out of this one!! Don

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