NAG ~ NAG ~ NAG
No, I will not look at the map
I am not lost
I just don’t recognize the area
No, I do not need to look at the directions
This is simple enough to put together
They always send extra parts
I will put the toilet seat down every time
If you will put it up every time
That’s fair
This shirt is fine
We’re not going to a fashion show
Be sides, it’s my favorite
So, I used the last of the toilet paper
It was enough for me
You should have gotten more before you sat down
I know there's a deer head in the freezer
I'm going to get it mounted
As soon as I get a job
That is my lucky shirt
Do not wash it
If you do, my team won't win
I know we have company coming
Why do I have to get dressed up
They have seen me like this before
When will dinner be ready
I know you don’t feel good
But I am hungry
You spent all this time changing (training) me
Now when we fight
You say I’m not the man you married
GO ~~ FIGURE
Honorable mention
Silver trophy winner
Bronze trophy winner
Adding your comment:
This is great!
Good luck in the contests dear. 
