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I was sixteen and she was thirty, she was to give me lessons in being dirty, I hadn’t got a clue what to do, where to kiss what to caress, and I couldn’t get over the size of her breasts,
They were the biggest I had ever seen, outside of the paper or on the T.V. screen, but here they were as large as life, and I could do what I wanted to do and the best thing of all, there were two!
No shyness she showed like the girls of my age, and she let me look, this was way so much better than my dad’s mucky book, we kissed and we stroked nibbled and pinched, I felt I had grown at least an extra inch,
To my utter amazement wonderment and surprise, she then took me in the place where she speaks, it was soft it was warm and deliciously wet, with a fluttering tongue and sensuously hot breath, I was sixteen and excited to much, it didn’t take long till I reached my peak, my insides came outside through a very small hole, my heart was beating as though to destruction, as this wonderful lady kept on with her suction,
Wonder of wonders I hadn’t died, as she snuggled up close and turned on to her side, she asked if I liked it? Breathless exulted and glowing, yes I replied, soon it was my turn to please her as she had with me, with trembling fingers  and a sense of unease I kissed my way down wards I my quest to please
That when I saw it, the first one up so close, and I gazed at it longingly I was as stiff as a post tentatively kissing where I thought I should, it was wrinkled and crinkled with folds here and there, intoxicated and bewitched I could do nothing but stare, it was shiny and pink and covered with hair,
She chuckled and said have you not seen one before, no I said not this close and certainly not this bare, she invited me closer and said what do you think, she then clenched her muscles and made it wink, I couldn’t believe what I had just seen, they don’t tell you this in humanities at school, she heartily laughed at the face that I pulled, then I sheepishly grinned at being a fool, the rest of the day was spent teaching me things, things I use now even forty years on,
I’ll never forget when I was sixteen and she was thirty, and she gave me lessons in being dirty.