Other brands need glues and screws and expertise to use
But cricketjeff is all in one, so buy one you can't lose.
You will not need a screwdriver, assembly not required
The final form is in the box, it's just what you desired
You'll never buy another one, they can't be thrown away
Everyone is so much fun, so have a little play
But really do you need it? It takes up so much space
And look before you get it home (It has a dreadful face!!!)
Ignore the blurb and how-to guide and all that sort of stuff
Complexities of cricketjeff are much more than enough
Author notes
Because Cricketjeff is Complicated Enough.
A contest entry
- The Great Slogan Challenge by lowercase prelude.
700 points, ended June 23, 2008, 17 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
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This poem does not prove that you are crazy.
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This was awesome.
Well done and best wishes to you
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great flow and rhyme scheme. wonderful humor. excellent take on your slogan.
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I'll think about it....how about 20% off??
xxx Hilly xxx
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But not half as complicated as the Duckworth-Lewis system!
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I love DL
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You would!
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This is hilarious and really made my day...thank you
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You really are a one.A great start to my sunday morning.Have a good one, Ros
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