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Sharcu

When life gets you down far into a hole
Its then time you just to drop, stop and role!
And when you hit the bottom of the hole full of poo
Remember: when the going gets tough, the tough get Sharcu!

When you’re covered in filth and slime and muck
Just be appreciative you aren’t a trash truck:
For a trash truck is always filthy and stinky
When you’re sad, just sit down and eat a Twinkie!

So just laugh out loud and roll on the floor
Be at least glad that your name ain’t Al Gore!



Author notes

"When The Going Gets Tough, The Tough Get Sharcu"

I rhymed my name with poo. What more humor could you want?

More dumb, dry humor than anything. Not my favorite poem, but maybe you chuckled.

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  • lowercase prelude gold member
    June 23, 2008
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    LOL

    this was funny. i liked you use of humor.


  • ShaddowsDarkened
    June 23, 2008

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    hey, i smiled

    i smiled, and that's an amazing achievment at the moment!!! it was a good write, and i'm sure will make many others smile as well.

    keep writing,
    holly x


  • LittleAnn
    June 21, 2008
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    You ought to be working on your essay instead.