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How to audition for a cereal ad

Nude below the waste
Put your penis in the bowl,
and hope for the best.

But if you're a girl?
be prepared to use a straw,
and advanced yoga.

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Written January 1st, 2004

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  • catz Moderators member
    February 21, 2006
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    Lol... very creative, Jeremi or is this a real life audition , hahaha
    I'll never look at another bowl of cereal the same.... You always either crack me up (no pun intended), nail me down, shock, amaze me, touch me....or all of the above. What would we do without you

    Love it
    Dee


  • MirandaNicole
    May 28, 2004
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    Interesting....thanks for entering.


  • Catressa gold member
    May 27, 2004
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    i am dying here .. captain crunch with a twist .. now that is a prize .. oh ah i can't stop cracking up here, truly you have a warped , filthy mind and god i love it ha ha ha ha .. muscle cramps now oh i gotta find seger she needs to read this shew wiping brow .. now about that straw .. here i go again , be safe catressa


  • haikumonk gold member
    May 26, 2004
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    yoga?..........and a straw?..... now that's an image to remember!

    Don
    Edited on May 26, 12:44 because 'felt like it'.


  • Cristos
    May 18, 2004
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    Oh man...I'm gonna go look for another piece later on, but for now, I think this was pretty strong for my funny bone. Well put together and very visual...(almost unfortunately ; the yoga)...excellent thoughts. Creative, and still sticking to the form..
    peace
    chris


  • horus8 gold member
    April 29, 2004
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    That, and they're both senryus.

  • horus8 gold member
    April 29, 2004
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    Actually, I'm an actor and this is the overall metaphorical feeling that I recieve upon completing a typical audition in New York or Los Angeles.

  • mridontevnknowu
    April 29, 2004
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    hmm not quite sure of the meanign behind this is it to drink from a bowl using the reprodictive organs or to just point out women dont hang like men anyway creative and i like it

    _james


  • artis
    March 10, 2004
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    you seem to do better with the short venues as is examplified in this stirring renditon....one might suggest a shallow bowl, and some meditation with a bit of fruit on top.....not bad jeremi...... good luck in the con-test ....Artis


  • January 6, 2004
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    hm... sounds as though you've auditioned for a cereal ad before...


  • theDARK1 gold member
    January 3, 2004
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    i thought this was so funny. great entry.


  • Dissonant
    January 2, 2004
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    LOLOL, thisis just so funny and regrettably so true. I am from a theatre and TV background and have found myself in compromising situations on more than occasion- thankfully I always found the door before I found the contract!! So I can completely relate with this. It made me laugh so hard!! Its a tough situation starting out because you seem to encounter so much sychophancy and garbage in return for way too much.

    Good luck with your many careers, this was terrific!!

    Nate.


  • Naughtygrlred
    January 1, 2004
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    ya u rock its so fucking awsome i love it

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