I don’t fit the ideal: what I should be
I'm fine with being morbidly obscene
I’ll say what I want and do what I please,
I don’t give a deuce how the world sees me
I’ll drink in the morning and smoke hash at night,
I'll do whatever I want when she feels tight
I don’t care if I’m repulsive and out of shape
I’ll fuck myself when I don’t get laid
I hate pop music ‘cause its all the same,
It runs together; diarrhea of the brain
I’ll live in the same clothes ‘til they're rank
full of the stench of jizz, Jack, and dank
I'll watch porn all day, party like it's 1981
Disagree with me, I punch you in the cunt
I don’t care what they all say I should be
If you know what's good for you
You will be me
Author notes
I used most of the song, but mostly the chorus:
(I'mma do the things
That I wanna do
I ain't got a thing
To prove to you
I'll eat my candy
With the pork and beans
Excuse my manners
If I make a scene
I ain't gonna wear
The clothes that you like
I'm finally dandy
With the me inside
One look in the mirror
And I'm tickled pink
I don't give a hoot
About what you think)
also, this has something to do with me being a teen girl and people telling me what i should be like...thats why it sounds like it's written by a 30yr old horny man... if that makes any sense, idk ha
A contest entry
- Song Inspired Contest! by Sweet Intoxication.
700 points, ended July 2, 2008, 3 entries
Gold trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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Comments
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This made me laugh, which is rare in poetry. It does indeed sound like it is written by a 30 year old horny man, which makes it even more funny. I think this poem really captures the tone of the lyrics. It is a little crude for my taste, but I think that's the whole point, so I appreciate it.
This is fun and playful! Great job.
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