Papa Smurf
Wise beyond his years.
He protects the smurf berries.
Never knowing why.
Handy Smurf
Smarter than the rest.
I save the village. Again.
No thank you, smurfette.
Smurfette
A one of a kind
creation sent to destroy!
Blond double agent.
The Smurf Village
Smurf utopia!
A nice place to visit too.
But, is it heaven?
Hefty Smurf
With a heart tattoo.
Watch me tail toss Azriel.
Come feel this Smurfette.
Vanity Smurf
With tortoise shell comb
and a professional strut.
Fuck the other smurfs.
Brainy Smurf
A high whiny voice.
Four eyes are better then two.
Pretentious blue cunt.
Grouchy Smurf (in limerick)
There once was a smurf never gay
that had not a thing nice to say
Was it the tap water?
Or too much Mr. Rogers?
'haps 'twas the Y.S.C.A.
Jokie Smurf
A Smurf terrorist.
Never blue & bearing gifts.
Shhh... It's a surprise.
Johan & Peewit
Opposites attract
When defending their secrets
from the greedy Jews.
The last Smurf standing
Bluer than the rest
With a big S on my chest
Christosmurfer Reeves.
The Smurfs killed Kennedy (Polish Sonnet)
Those evil blue bastards are controlling our thoughts
I have seen their dirty work first hand, I can swear
Last week they bought out Kellogs, and Nextel be Motts!
To replace apple cider with Smurf berry juice just isn't fair
The tv's, they program for our comfort, and unwinding needs
They say they know better, since they sell out more often
Now all of the Talk Shows and ad spots are selling Smurf seeds
For your maximum comfort, an improved headstone and coffin.
As I shook my fist at the sky, my peers and friends folded
"Why oh lord must they buy their American dreams in a can?"
A Nation of zombified capitalists with bread heels so molded
"Wake up you fools, your wills have been sold to the Man!"
Alas, it was too late, and I had to bid a long last farewell.
To dwell now alone in a mall called, Dawn of the dead Smurf hell.
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Written January 1st, 2004
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this is amazing! i LOVED this show.. this makes me want to dig out my old smurf dolls.
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cute
horus One thing I've never read is a poem about Smurfs. 
You have a rather amusing way of thinking with this cute write. I like the way you described each of them with their own haiku. Smurfette must have gotten quite tired. lol Aimee Jo
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LMAO at the closing line of the above comment. Though somewhat viciously at times, you seem to have nearly covered the Smurfs. That's right...nearly. Unless I'm missing them, (and feel free to rub it in my face if I am) you forgot Dopey, Lazy, Sassette (the little girl Smurf) and the three other little kid Smurfs. Not like I would hold that against you...I can't remember the other kid's names and I had to struggle to remember Dopey and Lazy. This was an interesting piece. I noted that you chose the cartoon topic and then was suprised that you also threw a limerick there in the middle. Thanks for sharing this look at the darker side of Smurfs.
Naena
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First of all, Papa Smurf didn’t create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel’s evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario is just couldn’t happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don’t even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That’s what’s so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What’s the point of living if you don’t have a dick?
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o0o smurfs are funny. Cool poem, nice sense of humour. Blue rats lol
Take care thanks for entering, good luck in the contest
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Somebody asked me which Smurf I would have wanted to be, back in Junior High, if I remember correctly, and I said "Smurfette, of course, wouldn't it be fun hanging out with all of those guys (whoever it was that asked me was shocked, and I didn't understand why...)?" I always remember the episode where they got in a huge fight about the nature of their linguistical oddities... there was an earthquake and half of them ran around yelling, "It's a Smurf-quake! It's a Smurf-quake!" and half of them ran around yelling, "It's an earth-Smurf! It's an earth-Smurf!" and they had a big argument about it. I think that says a lot about human nature.
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LOL! that was brilliant. oh, wow. can't go wrong w/ Smurfs! and the picture is adorable, wherever it came from. =) you didn't make it did you?
"Smurfette
A one of a kind
creation sent to destroy!
Blond double agent."
↑ oh my god! i thought i was the only one who remembered where Smurfette came from!
man, i should totally thank you for this- i am a huge smurf fan. this made me laugh so frikkin' hard.
=)
♥ -Kat
ps- i was Smurfette for Halloween!
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*laughz* smurfs...i remember that...didn't Gargamel have a dog too? or was it a cat?
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Lalalalalala lalalala la! Oh wow, I love it. Creative writes, sweetie. Ah, good times.. good times. And Gargamel's foiled again. ~CD
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gnarly
this is so cool! i love it. i would never to think about writing something like that unless i had been doing some stuff haha but anyways i love it its wrotten really well niceeeeeeee -
Actually, she was made by gargamel to destroy the smurfs, but she turned on him. The smurfs was the first cartoon that exposed the jews and their need to control the planet.
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i remember watching this cartoon every saturday morning and i use to think it was cool that smurfette was the only chick smurf with all these guy smurfs and how lucky she was cuz every smurf probably wanted her but as i got older i realized she was probebly a slut and that cartoon was cool but it bored me -
but anyhow very funny piece on the smurfs i got a kick out of it
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'down of he dead smurf hell' wow , isn't that somethign! lol, cute write, i must say!
xoxo
mandy sue -
funey very amsg good right keep it upi i hate the smfers lol
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