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the Stixie Chix

It's another flamingo sunrise at The Motel Flamingo
The year,is now two thousand and fifty six,
George Bush has turned over and over in his grave
For still going strong,is his favorite band, The Stixie Chix

Way back, when The Chix embarassed him so publicly
Their punishment, banned to the forest, to be shamed,
As time passed, they made friends with the pink flamingo's
Were happy as baby chicks, no more harrassment, no one was blamed

Right before they were banished by the selfish Texan's
A curse had been bestowed on them, to stir up the mix,
They were to abide among the salmon tinted flamingo's
Grounded, never to fly away, their legs, turned into pick-up-sticks

Left naked, only a few pieces of lingerie amongst them
One golden bowling ball, so they used the flamingo's for pins,
With not a guitar to play, they found an organ one day
Also pink poised ballerina shoes, and a variety of gins

For shelter, they made a home, pink and red flowers for a roof
Gangling moss, was hung in the trees, such clever decor,
You see, ole Georgie and his bright idea to punish them
Like a political boomerang, karma had knocked his ass to the floor

So, with all the wide open spaces in the darkened forest
Not a male in sight, in the sweet by and by,
The Stixie Chix, with legs long as Texas pick-up-sticks
Danced and frolicked to their new written tune, called George Had To Die.
                                                          GOODBYE GEORGE!

Author notes

POETDONTKNOWIT
WRITING IT HER OWN WAY
6/20/2008

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  • sassykitty
    August 8, 2008

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    Entertaining and I would imagine lots of people will most definitely share in the feelings behind this- I for one liked it! Very clever and I liked the way it told a story. Congratulations on your bronze and good luck in your other contests.


  • nevadapoet
    August 8, 2008

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    BRAVO

    Great write, very humerous...I had to laugh out loud.
    You are very talented. Thanks for sharing.
    Nevadapoet

  • piccola silver member
    August 8, 2008

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    with any luck at all he'll get hold of some bad chinese food and urp all through the olympic games. Oh well...come November he'll be out. Question is can anyone do any better. At least whoever it is won't be a clown. thanks for the entry


  • Tony El Great silver member
    August 8, 2008

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    Yep, time has proven the Dixie Chickens were right. George Bush "Shrub" can't even read the scrip and makes Dan Quail look like a brain surgeon.


  • Carolina Moon gold member
    June 20, 2008
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    lol This is great. It almost had me singing. Well done and thank you for entering.

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