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Jackass

I was putzing about
in my garage,
seeking an ecape
from my cranky wife:
playing havoc on wood
with an old jigsaw,
trying to make something
for once in my life!
Irritated, lacking focus
i missed putting up
the hand liner
which is a safety guard,
so i'm cutting away
half crabbing about her
when i missed the mark
and hit my hand hard!
Now i realize i was dumb
and should know
better than to do
something so crass
so on the way i go
to the emergancy room
to sow a finger on
feeling like a jackass!

Author notes

as a warrior for rhyme and meter, this is my jab at being funny and descriptive without writing sadly run along prose and calling it poetry

not real, though my grandpa did such when i was a kid.

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