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Manager TRAINEE

What is it,

when Society...makes you bleed?

internally.

Running from door to door

like a sales rep

trying to explore

your options.

What makes me

a

Professional you ask?

Well...my question to you

is

what is unprofessional

about me?

You see

that is the ultimate question

for many

who portray

to be better within.

Looking me up and down,

with that silly ass smirk on your face!

 

I love to Hate brothers like you.

 

If you're curious,

just say so.

Stop hating and giving me lip

for being who I am!

 

 

Instead of giggling with your 'boy's

contemplating on

'how easy you think Big gurls are'

 

First things...first

I'm no 'gurl'

all woman if you will.

 

Just pitiful!

I've already seduced you...

Mentally, took all of your money

and now

I'm lighting my cigarette,

while you still wait

behind gray cubicles

twirling your ink pen;

attempting to figure me out.

 

It'll be much easier if I

tell you now that

you definately lack

my expertise...

but nah,

you need to be taught.

 

I'll play with you

moan your name and

 let your tongue

unlock the taste combination

to one of my

safes.

 

 Just a lil something to boost

what you call 'your ego'

 

 

I don't play games,

nor do I take applications

for weak brothers.

Matter of fact,

I'm the one

who will send you back home

crying to Mami!

Like a lil boy

who scraped his knees

while pleasing me.

 

Now,

does that answer your question

of my High tech

qualifications?

 

To be honest,

I was just here with a friend.....

I don't need a job.

 

The census bureau of idiots

has just been completed.

 

I wanted you to see,

how it felt to be

 

P

L

A

Y

E

D

 

Now sign here,

and wait over there, PLease.

 

Madame'

BossLady

 

Next!

Author notes

Contest entry for option #5
Madame robbing her 'potential' clients. LOL



Just a crash course of what flows thru my mind, when some of these 'boyz' think that just because I'm a plus size female...I can be easily taken advantage of.

It was truly Funny to me...hell my friend got a kick out of it.

LOL!

In a list

A contest entry

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Comments

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  • theredcatjazzoflove gold member
    August 4, 2008

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    green! but why damn! some people i stress do not know how to judge a damn contest! if i am not good at anything else it is to jude my favorite and thats fucken poetry! this is not greeen! oh hell! thats why people dislike my credentials they can handl my venom of truth! oh pif its on of your best poems dear oh boy


    • Ephiphany
      August 4, 2008
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      I know...right.

      I don't pay that no mind baby. Many don't understand when True words are spoken. Thank you so much for the opportunity to present this again. It's all in Love and the Love for Poetry. I really appreciate it Love


      Boss


  • wingsofgold25 silver member
    July 28, 2008
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    A very intresting piece you did a good job with "Option #5
    Good luck in the contest.
    ED.


  • Stardust100
    July 28, 2008
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    You go girl!!!


  • J aime Coudre silver member
    July 26, 2008

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    Funny, I like the way you put them in their places...Good for you and ...Good luck in the contest...Darlene

  • Warrior7
    July 26, 2008

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    LMAO


    oh wow this was sooooooooo much fun to read i absolutely loved every line you wrote. Good stuff partner


    • Ephiphany
      July 26, 2008
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      LOL

      thanks partner that side is definately my Alter Ego


  • catz Moderators member
    July 24, 2008

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    I like this piece, right on, girly.

    Good luck in the contest

    I think I remember reading this before so don't know if it'll let me applaud again, so if it doesn't, just know that you still have my applause And here's some extras for ya anyway


    Dee


    • Ephiphany
      July 25, 2008
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      Thanks Dee

      u know I always appreciate your comments.

      ephiphany


  • queen Moderators member
    July 24, 2008

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    Sometimes boys just have to be put in their place i think you have no problem letting them know who is boss Good poem thank you for entering and good luck in the contest


    • Ephiphany
      July 24, 2008
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      LOL

      thanks queen...I have my moments
      I appreciate your comment on this.

      ephiphany


  • onesugar gold member
    July 24, 2008

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    You go girl..or should that be woman

    my sentiments precisely. You certainly gave them a tongue lashing..I would have done the same thing. made me laugh could see the faces

    Well done sis

    ~sugarcookie~


  • Dark Otter
    July 9, 2008

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    Wow!!!!!

    What a write! It must've felt good. You did a great job of expressing yourself. You also gave me a real chuckle. Plus, you made me think. Do I do that to others?

    • Ephiphany
      July 24, 2008
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      LOL

      I hope you don't do that bro it's all good, I enjoyed making this idiot suffer I'm nice, but that is my weapon...my looks and quiet persona' Lurring them in and killing them softly

      Thanks
      BossLady

  • There is nothing wrong with slang! and it brings this poem to life.
    Another Great Write by a cool Lady.

    • Ephiphany
      July 24, 2008
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      Thank you so much

      glad you could realate to the contents of this piece. Im not going to change my words, as you stated it was part of the feeling brought to life in this ordeal.

      Poetry is an expression that can be expressed in many ways...thank you for understanding

      BossLady


  • darell
    June 27, 2008

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    well well..

    well! I guess you told him/them.lol!
    Damn baby, you really laid it down.
    Remind me never to piss you off.
    you definately are a Pisces.
    we have the stingray effect with
    our lethal tongues. in all aspects.
    you go go lady E.


    • Ephiphany
      June 27, 2008
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      Thank you baby

      always supportive...damn that is such a turn on


  • Asylaarix
    June 20, 2008

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    Girl ... you just said what is on every plus sized females mind! and dayum! Did you do it right! This is perfect woman! I am in awe ... you got the words that just flow through your fingertips ... go on girl, tell it like it is!

    Much love and respect from another bbw
    Chantelle

    • Ephiphany
      June 21, 2008
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      Thanks Chantelle

      much respect indeed I appreciate your comment and entering such a wonderful entry in my contest. I do look forward to more soon.

      All the best
      -e


  • runicSilver
    June 20, 2008

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    i loved the message sent out here but i dont think that many people will stay interested because of the slang

    8/10 great message

    • Ephiphany
      June 20, 2008
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      Thanks

      I appreciate your time in commenting on this.
      I normally don't do 'slang' in my Poetry, but sometimes
      it requires a little something extra if you will;
      ONLY in relating to those who truly understand

      Thanks again, hope you have a wonderful upcoming weekend.
      -ephiphany


  • Ms Sexy silver member
    June 19, 2008

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    Damn niggas still do that shit. Go girl, We not as dumb as they portray us to be. Watch out jackasses!lol


    • Ephiphany
      June 20, 2008
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      Thank u lil sis

      it was a hilarious experience
      thanks for reading

      -e

    • Ephiphany
      June 20, 2008
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      Thank you sis

      gurl yeah...that fool was standing in the door watching me leave still he don't even know what happened to him

      -e


  • HaleyMary
    June 19, 2008

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    Right on. You go, girl.
    I hate it when guys think they can take advantage of women. It's unfortunate that some guys are like that in the world. But, just think that eventually if they keep up what they're doing, they will be the ones alone in the end. I liked the ending of this. Full of girl power.


  • cep2008
    June 19, 2008
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    u know im a fan.


  • moluv10
    June 19, 2008

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    You tell'em girl! Enjoyed the truthfulness of this wonderful write. Keep on being you and be proud knowing that those 'boyz' can't handle a strong woman like you.


    • Ephiphany
      June 20, 2008
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      thanks Maurice

      gosh...I've missed talking to you
      Hope all is well, my friend.

      -e

  • catz Moderators member
    June 19, 2008
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    LOL... you go girl... sock it to 'em. This is an amusing but yet very pertinent piece. Plus sizes or not, it seems a LOT of women are suffering or have suffered similiar degrading experierces in job applications.

    With the exception of a couple of spelling errors this is a super piece, Sis

    Dee

    • Ephiphany
      June 19, 2008

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      Thank you...LOL yeah it does happen.

      would you mind helping me with the errors?



      I try to read as I go, but it don't always work out that way

      glad you enjoyed this, sis

      • catz Moderators member
        June 19, 2008
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        Sure will ... Here's what I think are in error:
        'protray' should be 'portray'
        'scrapped' should be 'scraped'
        That's the only ones I can see.
        Dee

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