i had a little doll
his name was Bradley Ray
i took him with me everywhere
i took him out to play
i dressed him up
put makup too
did his nails black
and the eyeshadow blue
i got grounded for that (._.)
one day we were playing
in the yard beneath the tree
i swung him round and round
by his head you see
i musta swung too fast
and watched his body fly away
i looked into his doll eyes
and i started to pray
i knew i was in trouble
it wasnt just a hunch
cuz just then mom called out
"bring your brother in for lunch"
A contest entry
- Dolls and blood and broken dreams by MissStranger.
450 points, ended June 22, 2008, 8 entries
Bronze trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - What big nose you have! by RawrSmileBabyPlz.
450 points, ended June 30, 2008, 86 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Humor Me/pre-writes allowed by piccola.
600 points, ended August 21, 2008, 21 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - ap family by the wrong joke.
900 points, ended April 21, 11 entries
Silver trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Make Me Laugh by mew2.
650 points, ended April 12, 15 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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this is different thanks for the entry
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already commented, but, still. another time read, another great read, i was born in February.
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HA im older
little borhter, that means i can dress you up and put makeup on you too 
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hahaha wow
brilliant rhyme and a great story. -
Hahahaha.....
I feel sorry for the poor little boy,
you played dress-up doll on him
Lovely rhyme and flow here, well deserved bronze
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OMG what a surprise ending and how horrible. I cringe just thinking about it. The rhyme was well written and it flowed along beautifully right up to the ... end. Thank you for entering
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This is so funny! I never had a little brother...just a big one...I think he'd have done this to me if he could have.
Well, probably not the make-up 
Great job, and congrats on the bronze!
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Thought I'd read this...lol...
so cute! - and congrats on the Bronze!!
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LOL - this is so cute!! And I loved your 'twist' at the end!!!
best wishes in your contest
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OMG! this made me laugh out loud! wonderfully written, I enjoyed every line. I never saw that ending coming!
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Aw.. How dare you let him fly Away. i like this alot. thanks for entering my contest i wish you the best of luck. ..<3.. Shelly
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This one makes me laugh
I could never write funny poems...
Maybe that's because I'm not funny? I don't think so. It's just that my muse soooo doesn't work that way. lol
You did awesome with this write and you made it unique. Never have I ever read a poem like this. It completely rocks. I like the choice of contest you put it in, too. I think it fits well, but just in a different way. Like MissStranger said, a poem like this in a contest like that probably was least expected. That's always good.
It reminds me of when I had toys like that and played with them 24/7. Holy hell, those were the good days.
"i got grounded for that (._.)"
-- one of the best little parts that made the whole poem simply better!
Good luck in the contest!!!
Sincerely,
dovey ~
(well...now i'm RussianRoul3tte...but either call me dovey, podo, or rou)
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hehe..this was funny! didn't expecting of such an entry but there you do!
but I must say that I dare suspect that you have a loooot more potential than you show up in this poem
...try to be more creative next time and challange your vocabulary!thank you for entering and good luck in the contest!
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i was tryin to make it sound from a lil girl who accidentaly decapitates her brother so heheeee
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Gruesomely funny and quite original. I went "oh no" but had to laugh.
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