There once was a cow named daisy
whose farmer was notoriously lazy
for the good of her health
she decided to milk herself
it saved her from going crazy
There once was another cow who almost went crazy
whose farmer, turns out wasn't so lazy
he just didn't know how
to milk a male cow
so for the good of his health
the beast milked himself
but the milk came out mayonaisey
A contest entry
- Silicon Lips Sink Ships - for members of the Fryday is Habit Forming Group & Friends! by fortyninereasons.
675 points, ended June 20, 3 entries
Silver trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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Amazing how something that makes people go 'eeewwwwww' is still so entertaining. Brilliant. Not sure where the inspiration came from though!?
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Oh my gosh!!! lol wow. That's nasty! lol ahhahaha but it got me laughing which is awesome! No wonder you won a silver trophy! this is actyally pretty good!
Keep on writign!
Alex -
mayonaisey!!
lolololol Definitely has the Fryday's Habit Forming FEEL!!! 
Well done, Juls 
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ewwww hahahah that just makes you smile wow i love it
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